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SAINT-TROPEZ
August 1970
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Daisy!
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My pompom!
Come on, let's go to bed.
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Cyril!
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-Cyril!
"I'm coming, Mr. Baron"
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Here he is.
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Your moldy Chinese tea,
Mr Baron.
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Stop that joke, Cyril.
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It's fermented tea.
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Excellent for digestion.
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Improves intestinal flora.
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I'm going to have some lemon juice,
no pulp,
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toast, with olive oil and a cup of tea
hot rolls, no rush.
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Slower...
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How was the night, Andréas?
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Very bad.
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- Oh yes?
- Very agitated.
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I got the actress
with a mediocre singer
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- Seriously?
- It's not impossible.
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Peggy is with Norbert,
they are a wonderful couple.
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Something rare in our midst
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Because they had sex for hours
in the sauna
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Peggy?
Norberto must be furious.
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Don't worry, Jacko
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I'm very well
and there are no problems.
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She has what she wants
and it doesn't make me lose sleep.
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He is modern.
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Well, it's the 70s boys,
we own things, but not women.
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Of course, free love.
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Now everyone has sex,
with everyone
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- I love it!
- You like it, so what?
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If I catch Eliane
with another man...
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It killed!
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Don't get upset, Claude, because...
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One question...:
Would you lend me the Maserati?
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No.
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If you want, ask Eliane
the 'Floride',
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but no Maserati.
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Very good.
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But what is there
with this dog?
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Hey, hey, first of all it's not a dog,
is a bitch.
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Second place is that she knows
that you don't like her
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And do you know why?
Because you are an idiot!
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Oh my beauty.
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But it bites, it bites.
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No, she doesn't bite,
you're the one who irritates!
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It has nothing to do with it!
Come here, my beauty.
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He comes. He comes.
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Beautiful. My jewel.
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She is beautiful,
Like the Queen of the Sheba.
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All she needs to do is talk.
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Hello dear.
Did you have a good night?
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Don't scream,
I have a headache.
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Wow...
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Married life, huh?
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Elaine?
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Who is it?
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I'm in the shower!
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Tony?
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It's me, baby!
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No, no, Jacko,
Are you crazy?
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Claude may appear
You know how jealous he is!
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Calm down, he still
you are drinking your coffee
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Get away from there!
What an annoying dog.
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Get out of here,
bone eater.
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Shit!
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Fucking bitch!
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Shit. Damn it!
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MYSTERY IN SAINT-TROPEZ
An investigation by Inspector Boulin
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(Palace of Justice)
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My love.
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It's really you.
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The new Secretary of State
of Finance on the phone.
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What does this idiot want?
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Hello. It's Jacques Chirac.
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I need you to do me a favor,
Mr. Lefranc.
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Must know
Baron Tranchant.
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Well no!
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The one with Chimay beer.
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The largest European beer manufacturer.
inform yourself man.
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Claudine!
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Call me at
Chief Mercier!
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Mercier is on vacation, sir.
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Maybe he's already back.
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He is in the United States.
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Well then, Ménard.
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You're feeling depressed, sir,
because of the divorce.
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The woman changed him
by another woman.
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My God, poor man.
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Well, who's available?
at this moment?
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Well, just Boulin.
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Boulin, that disgrace
from the butcher shop?
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Yes sir.
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Boulin.
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Sir, Boulin has already arrived.
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Enter Boulin!
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It's...
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Not here.
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- Sir.
- Nice to see you again.
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I think never
see you, sir.
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Oh no?
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Oh good
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I'm putting some finishing touches,
at the siege of Toulon.
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That Bonaparte was a genius
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I have a great mission
importance to you.
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Do you know Baron Tranchant?
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Yes, the millionaire who does
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extravagant parties
in Saint-Tropeze.
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A filthy bastard.
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Does this bother you?
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I didn't ask for your opinion
about him.
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- Pay close attention!
- Yes.
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The Baron is a close friend
of the Secretary of State, Chirac.
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Okay, let's go
straight to the point.
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Mrs Tranchant received
letters with death threats
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and yesterday they sabotaged
your Renault Floride.
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- He died?
- No, she wasn't the one driving.
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He was one of your guests
who took the vehicle.
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Oh, so you stole it?
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- Much better, huh?
- Who stole what?
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Well, the baroness's car,
Sir, I...
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But who said that?
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Well...
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The Baroness lent the car
to this man,
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that later
suffered the accident.
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Oh yes, I understand.
So it was him.
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What was he?
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He was the one who died.
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No.
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It's still alive.
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Oh..
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So it was 'Floride'.
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What a shame,
Such a beautiful car...
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Well, listen to me please.
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Listen
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Let's focus
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That's my strong point, sir.
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You're smoking...
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It's because
of concentration.
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No, idiot!
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It's your pocket!
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Bring water!
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Come on.
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Well, it was radical.
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My God.
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I'm dripping.
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Yes.
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There you have it, look...
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The culprit!
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The baron asks for a
quick inquiry
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so that your guests,
who are celebrities,
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don't be disturbed
during your stay.
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Be discreet.
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- Of course.
- Well, how do you plan to do that?
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Well, it's very easy.
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I show up there with 30 men.
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We woke everyone up at five
in the morning and we sort everything out.
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Then we do a round
of interrogations,
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giving presses if necessary
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I believe that in 48 hours
we will have the culprit,
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we secure it and that's it.
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The same procedure he used
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in your unfortunate intervention
in the Montorgueuil butcher shop?
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Oh yes, the...
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Yeah, the... thing didn't work out,
I don't...
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- I didn't...
- Boulin!
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You will do exactly the opposite
of what you are proposing.
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Was I clear?
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Clear as water, sir.
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I believe this mission will shine
like fireworks.
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Where are you looking?
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If you'll excuse me, I'm fascinated
with this painting,
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It reminds me
Velazquez's dwarves.
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The painter managed to capture
perfectly
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the pettiness of this old woman.
Don't you think so?
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It's my wife.
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Oh, what...
how funny...
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Beautiful...
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I...
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I'll show you who I am
worthy of your trust.
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Goodbye sir,
my respects to the old lady...
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To your wife.
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Your lady, of course.
See you soon.
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Oh my mother!
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Better the scare
than harm.
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For us and
to Saint-"Tropezes"!
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Claudine, bring me
a double whiskey.
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Baron Tranchant?
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Inspector 'Balloon'.
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Boulin.
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Jean Boulin.
Chief Inspector Boulin.
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Well then.
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Shall we go then?
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Mr. first.
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Nice machine, huh?
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Impressive.
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Let's go?
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Inspector Bagão.
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- Boulin.
- That's right, Boulin.
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Inspector Boulin.
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Oh yes.
It's too small, it won't fit.
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Well, I'll keep it small
here in the luggage compartment.
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And the big one...
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in the back seat.
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So...
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This goes.
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It will fit.
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You'll see.
I'll leave it aside...
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- Isn't it very big?
- Don't worry.
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Don't worry.
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There it is.
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well adjusted.
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Sorry.
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How do I
Will I drive?
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Oh yeah... And...
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Why two suitcases
so big?
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Well, my trench coat
takes up a lot of space.
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Your... trench coat?
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My raincoat, yes.
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In August?
In Saint-Tropez?
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In Saint-Tropeze
or anywhere else.
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Pee!...
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"Pe" what?
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Saint-Trope.
No zes.
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The final Z is not pronounced in French.
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- He is sure?
- Yes.
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It really surprises me, because we say
'Mergueze' and not Mergue.
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('Merguez' is a spicy sausage
from North Africa)
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Be as you see fit.
For me it's the same.
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- Yes.
- I only care...
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is that your big baggage
It doesn't fit in my vehicle.
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In the hood?
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Of course.
This is not a circus truck.
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It will end
the painting.
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Get your luggage
and leave it in the luggage storage at the station
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My people will come
pick it up later.
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Good idea.
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And please,
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take that towel off your neck.
It's grotesque.
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I forgot to return it.
What a head... what a head!
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Do you always smoke like this?
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Yes, especially after
coffee!
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I took it on the train, you know?
It was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
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I even had
canned sardines.
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I ate everything, of course.
Also, I paid 12.50 Francs
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Why not take advantage?
- Interesting.
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Bread, butter
and sardines on top.
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A delight.
Maybe a little exaggerated.
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Why do we stop?
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This is where the car
is saved
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Which car?
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The sabotaged car.
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I thought you might be interested in seeing it
before starting the investigation, right?
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Mr. Tranchant.
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Yes?
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let's clarify
one thing.
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I am the researcher,
not you!
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Yes.
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Taking the initiatives is up to me.
Are we understood?
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Of course.
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So, have you made up your mind?
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I'm still thinking.
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Alright, let's go.
Let's enjoy,
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Since we're here, let's go
take a look at Floride.
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There was none
oil in the brakes.
266
00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:57,916
Obviously
it was sabotage.
267
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,958
Are you a Renault mechanic?
268
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:01,083
No.
269
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,108
No, no, Mr. Castelli
He's a Jaguar mechanic at Le Mans...
270
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,508
in the 24 hours of Le Mans.
271
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,258
Yes, but Jaguar
It's not Renault.
272
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,700
So try not to take
hasty conclusions.
273
00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:12,363
I'm here to take them away
Understood?
274
00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:14,911
Where is the car?
275
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:15,966
What?
276
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,475
Where is the car?
277
00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:18,925
There behind you.
278
00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:21,800
Yes, yes, I see.
279
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,258
Well...
280
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,746
You will have to download it to
being able to see under the hood.
281
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,975
But, in Floride, the engine is at the rear.
282
00:17:29,058 --> 00:17:31,066
I know, I know. Obviously.
283
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,258
But I follow
my instinct.
284
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:38,008
He's a real expert.
285
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:40,758
In dreams.
286
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:43,216
Inspector!
287
00:17:43,341 --> 00:17:44,383
He is well?
288
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,550
- Did you get hurt?
- Fool!
289
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,466
Who was the idiot who opened it?
a hole in the middle of the workshop?
290
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:53,175
It's normal, it's the ditch
under the elevator.
291
00:17:54,175 --> 00:17:56,258
Well, at least they could
for a sign!
292
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:00,800
God.
293
00:18:00,883 --> 00:18:03,333
I think I found something
of extreme importance.
294
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,891
Good job, Boulin.
295
00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:08,091
Here is one
screw loose, loose.
296
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:11,050
Don't move,
It's the crankcase plug!
297
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,841
Okay, it's leaked
all the oil.
298
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,175
Oh no.
299
00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:15,550
How disgusting.
300
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,383
There! A tow!
301
00:18:17,508 --> 00:18:19,050
You were right, Mr Baron.
302
00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:21,258
Come on, I don't...
303
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,466
Everything points to sabotage...
304
00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:27,341
Relax, I'm fine.
305
00:18:27,591 --> 00:18:28,591
There!
306
00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,358
He can be anything he wants,
307
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,516
But I don't trust this one at all
cannelloni.
308
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,058
He has no education.
309
00:18:34,158 --> 00:18:35,666
- My God...
- No, no!
310
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,401
So you don't go in
in my car.
311
00:18:37,425 --> 00:18:39,175
- Why?
- Look how you look!
312
00:18:39,258 --> 00:18:41,216
It's soaked in oil.
Take off your coat.
313
00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:42,633
Come
314
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:43,808
Be careful.
315
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:45,866
Don't worry,
that I will have.
316
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,283
It's my favorite.
317
00:18:48,091 --> 00:18:49,133
There it is.
318
00:18:49,841 --> 00:18:51,925
Well, show me your ass.
319
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,625
The ass, the tail.
320
00:18:56,008 --> 00:18:58,391
Oh, God.
You'll have to take your pants off.
321
00:18:58,425 --> 00:18:59,958
You're kidding, aren't you?
322
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,941
Don't worry, no one will see,
and does not spoil the reputation.
323
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,333
Go. We are already late
for lunch appetizers.
324
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:07,350
- Come on Bolón!
- It's a shame.
325
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,750
It's powerful, huh?
326
00:19:20,841 --> 00:19:22,366
And even.
327
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:25,716
You want my opinion
about the case?
328
00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:28,633
Suspect number 1:
the chef.
329
00:19:29,391 --> 00:19:31,191
my wife
tried to fire him,
330
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:34,116
because he caught it
changing accounts to gain advantages.
331
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,591
It was a big mistake!
332
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,055
From then on, the threats began.
and now the attempted murder.
333
00:19:39,841 --> 00:19:41,281
So what are we going to do?
334
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,800
Pork.
He threw up on me!
335
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:52,716
It was the coffee with milk
and sardines.
336
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:55,216
I had a weight in my stomach.
337
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,175
Do you have a tissue lying around?...
338
00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:59,258
to clean your seat.
339
00:20:02,966 --> 00:20:04,350
How disgusting.
340
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:23,026
Well, grab your bag, let's go inside
from behind, it is more discreet.
341
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,050
Yes.
342
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,150
He's looking at us
343
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:34,300
Look who's here!
Who is it?
344
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,216
It's my little one.
345
00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:37,676
- It's Daisy.
- Daisy, hello.
346
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,160
- Be careful, she has a bad temper.
- Nice to meet you, Daisy.
347
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,941
She is very intelligent.
348
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,240
Good thing, because small dogs
They are generally pests.
349
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,625
No, not her, she's good.
350
00:20:46,650 --> 00:20:47,941
I think he liked you.
351
00:20:48,025 --> 00:20:49,733
Did you step on a pole?...
352
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,216
No. It's the oil.
353
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:53,326
It doesn't need to be seen with...
354
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,633
Follow me.
355
00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:56,208
A very beautiful dog.
356
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,550
Cyril. Still working?
357
00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:02,050
It's okay, sir. Tranchant?
358
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:03,175
Yes yes.
359
00:21:03,258 --> 00:21:05,591
Cyril, it's... Jean.
360
00:21:05,883 --> 00:21:07,383
The new butler.
361
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:10,058
Please give it a clean
in the car.
362
00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:12,141
The man vomited
down to the guts.
363
00:21:12,225 --> 00:21:13,275
Rub well.
364
00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:14,941
Especially the banks.
365
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,325
Otherwise you will never again
you'll want to ride it.
366
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:18,550
Because of the smell...
367
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,016
And take off your pants.
368
00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:21,633
Why?
369
00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:24,500
For Jean.
I want to introduce you to the lady.
370
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,901
He has to be presentable.
371
00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:27,100
And me?
372
00:21:27,183 --> 00:21:29,958
Will you clean the car
in underwear.
373
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:31,425
And take this too.
374
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,758
Come with me?
375
00:21:33,175 --> 00:21:35,291
What's going on now?
376
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:36,500
Oh, Eliane.
377
00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:40,433
This is Chief Inspector Jester.
378
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,300
- No!
- Yes, Chirac sent him here.
379
00:21:42,383 --> 00:21:44,508
No. Madam,
My name is Jean Boulin.
380
00:21:44,591 --> 00:21:45,916
Chief Inspector Boulin.
381
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,101
- That's what I said.
- But, darling,
382
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,967
Why did you invite a police officer?
383
00:21:49,991 --> 00:21:51,883
It will ruin
holidays for all of us.
384
00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:53,191
No no.
385
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:54,735
You will pass by
our new butler.
386
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,291
Guests won't even notice.
387
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:57,875
I hope that's the case, "Minet."
388
00:22:00,258 --> 00:22:01,758
Yes, she calls me Minet.
389
00:22:01,916 --> 00:22:03,125
But it's just between us,
390
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,683
Only she can
call me that.
391
00:22:04,766 --> 00:22:08,017
But why are you saying that?
What does it matter how I treat you?
392
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,633
Yes, but I prefer to explain.
393
00:22:09,716 --> 00:22:11,725
Madam, allow me to enjoy
this moment
394
00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:14,466
to ask some questions.
- He is well.
395
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,050
See,
It's already annoying.
396
00:22:16,816 --> 00:22:19,167
- Stop, he's a professional.
- And boring.
397
00:22:19,191 --> 00:22:21,441
Madam.
Do you have enemies?
398
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:24,258
There! Damn bitch!
399
00:22:29,508 --> 00:22:32,175
Sorry, but the pain is...
400
00:22:37,383 --> 00:22:40,216
Well, about the enemies,
401
00:22:40,508 --> 00:22:41,916
I don't have any.
402
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,125
But someone who must
want you harm?
403
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,550
Well, I don't know.
404
00:22:45,591 --> 00:22:47,611
I lent the car to Jacko
by mere chance.
405
00:22:49,841 --> 00:22:51,175
And who is this Jacko?
406
00:22:51,258 --> 00:22:52,658
He's my best friend,
407
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,408
and assure you that you are trustworthy,
We've known each other since we were children.
408
00:22:57,675 --> 00:22:59,008
And you call him Jacko?
409
00:22:59,091 --> 00:23:00,225
Yes.
410
00:23:00,308 --> 00:23:03,358
Let's see... Because everyone
calls him Jacko.
411
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:04,900
Why?
412
00:23:07,508 --> 00:23:08,841
Like why?
413
00:23:09,383 --> 00:23:12,341
Well, because that's his nickname,
understand?
414
00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:14,133
Oh yeah...
415
00:23:15,158 --> 00:23:16,458
Can you please
416
00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:19,550
show me the cards
with the threats you received?
417
00:23:20,825 --> 00:23:22,025
Yes, yes.
418
00:23:22,116 --> 00:23:23,691
Excuse me.
419
00:23:26,358 --> 00:23:28,234
I would like you
read some.
420
00:23:28,258 --> 00:23:31,341
No. Read them, sir.
There are many...
421
00:23:31,925 --> 00:23:33,258
It's essential.
422
00:23:33,475 --> 00:23:35,050
I have to listen, so I can
423
00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:38,633
sketch the psychological profile
of the author and possible criminal.
424
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,258
It may seem strange,
425
00:23:40,341 --> 00:23:42,883
but I'm guided by instinct.
This is my method.
426
00:23:42,966 --> 00:23:44,216
No.
427
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:48,050
These letters are a web of
gross inventions and humiliations!
428
00:23:48,175 --> 00:23:50,883
- I won't read the letters!
- Minet...
429
00:23:51,216 --> 00:23:53,258
If it's the Burrão method...
430
00:23:53,341 --> 00:23:54,841
Boulin is Boulin.
431
00:23:54,925 --> 00:23:56,216
Come sit down.
432
00:23:56,441 --> 00:23:58,166
- Thank you, ma'am.
- Let's see...
433
00:23:59,258 --> 00:24:01,425
You can start.
I'll listen to you, ma'am.
434
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:03,800
Ready?
435
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,983
Start, yes.
436
00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:07,133
He is well.
437
00:24:08,883 --> 00:24:10,966
- Strength.
- Yes. Let's see...
438
00:24:11,258 --> 00:24:15,008
"You're screwed,
you big bitch,
439
00:24:15,925 --> 00:24:17,410
Now you will be caught,
440
00:24:17,434 --> 00:24:20,675
will never get rid of
from me, you scoundrel. "
441
00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:23,050
Banal.
442
00:24:23,258 --> 00:24:24,841
It's very common.
443
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,875
Please continue.
444
00:24:27,058 --> 00:24:28,858
- Yes.
- I have to go in.
445
00:24:28,941 --> 00:24:31,050
"on that fat ass.
446
00:24:31,675 --> 00:24:34,091
I'm going to rummage through your secret life."
447
00:24:34,175 --> 00:24:35,458
Very good.
448
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:36,508
Good.
449
00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:38,008
Tell me,
450
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,725
Do you have a secret life?
451
00:24:40,808 --> 00:24:42,208
- What?
452
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,434
He asked if my wife,
Do you have a secret life?
453
00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:47,513
Yes.
454
00:24:47,537 --> 00:24:49,225
Stop bothering her
with these questions.
455
00:24:49,308 --> 00:24:52,416
Minet, go and wet your face.
This will calm you down.
456
00:24:52,550 --> 00:24:54,008
- Let's go.
- Everything is fine.
457
00:24:54,058 --> 00:24:55,358
I love you.
458
00:24:57,175 --> 00:24:59,050
And on top of that,
stinking sardines!
459
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:03,300
Well, carry on ma'am
I'm all ears.
460
00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:11,800
"Depraved woman,
your time has come.
461
00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:13,216
After you have...
462
00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:19,608
sucked everyone,
you will be f... in the c..
463
00:25:19,691 --> 00:25:20,908
Wait.
464
00:25:20,991 --> 00:25:22,641
This letter is not like the others.
465
00:25:22,725 --> 00:25:24,208
- One moment.
466
00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,258
Did they really write "F" and "C"?
467
00:25:26,341 --> 00:25:27,425
No, God!
468
00:25:28,341 --> 00:25:30,175
No! The words are written
469
00:25:30,258 --> 00:25:32,258
but, it's very embarrassing
say that.
470
00:25:32,341 --> 00:25:33,550
Leave the embarrassment aside.
471
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:35,553
because I need
hear everything.
472
00:25:36,258 --> 00:25:37,675
Otherwise,
it won't work.
473
00:25:37,758 --> 00:25:40,090
Again,
'F' and then?
474
00:25:40,114 --> 00:25:41,183
'C'.
475
00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:42,758
"Both..."
476
00:25:43,258 --> 00:25:44,675
Need a drawing?
477
00:25:44,758 --> 00:25:46,691
"F" for sex and "C" for anus!
478
00:25:46,816 --> 00:25:48,483
For God's sake!
Ahhh!
479
00:25:48,566 --> 00:25:50,276
This is violent
Now yes. Let's see...
480
00:25:52,075 --> 00:25:53,709
It's really obscene.
481
00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:55,950
- That's why it's difficult for me.
482
00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:57,050
It's not easy.
483
00:25:57,133 --> 00:25:58,925
How many of these letters did you receive?
484
00:25:59,008 --> 00:26:01,425
Well, with this morning,
which is a little different,
485
00:26:01,508 --> 00:26:03,591
because it's a drawing,
there were 18.
486
00:26:03,675 --> 00:26:04,675
See.
487
00:26:05,508 --> 00:26:06,966
Well, not bad.
488
00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:08,316
Not bad.
489
00:26:09,358 --> 00:26:10,458
Sorry?
490
00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:11,650
Yes...
491
00:26:12,241 --> 00:26:13,621
What's not bad at all?
492
00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,316
Nothing, the... Let's see...
493
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,591
The still life in the center,
I mean, the...
494
00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:19,216
- The carrot.
- Carrot.
495
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,925
It's very realistic.
The person has a knack for drawing.
496
00:26:22,008 --> 00:26:24,534
Listen, Madam Baroness,
I won't bother you anymore for now
497
00:26:24,558 --> 00:26:26,391
nor force her to read the 18 letters.
498
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,133
I will come back when
is more available
499
00:26:29,216 --> 00:26:31,408
to read
some more
500
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:35,633
So, do you think my wife
Are you going to read letters every day?
501
00:26:36,383 --> 00:26:37,841
Well listen, I'll...
502
00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:40,841
I'm going to disguise myself as a butler...
503
00:26:40,925 --> 00:26:42,633
Okay, sorry.
504
00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:47,175
But I want to say don't worry,
that I will be here.
505
00:26:50,258 --> 00:26:52,216
Chirac sent me
an imbecile.
506
00:26:52,508 --> 00:26:54,591
A complete idiot!
A prototype.
507
00:26:55,491 --> 00:26:56,691
Boys!
508
00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:57,716
Yes?
509
00:26:57,933 --> 00:26:59,133
Children!
510
00:26:59,175 --> 00:27:00,225
Yes, yes.
511
00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:01,891
Well, is everyone here?
512
00:27:01,975 --> 00:27:03,150
It's vacation time.
513
00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:05,566
And I want to remember
the house motto:
514
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:07,375
"May the holidays be ..."
515
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,000
- Magic.
- Magic.
516
00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:11,341
- Stronger.
- Magic.
517
00:27:11,425 --> 00:27:12,508
Magic.
518
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,050
It's Joe with
your new girlfriend.
519
00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:26,175
What a joy!
520
00:27:27,766 --> 00:27:28,966
Hello
All good?
521
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:32,841
-Bernard.
- Sir.
522
00:27:33,091 --> 00:27:34,966
Please,
give the tray to Jean.
523
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:36,133
Thanks.
524
00:27:38,841 --> 00:27:40,091
The cow!
525
00:27:41,175 --> 00:27:42,175
Excuse me.
526
00:27:43,050 --> 00:27:44,050
Sorry.
527
00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:49,133
Never picked up a tray?
Are you crippled?
528
00:27:49,216 --> 00:27:51,008
There are many glasses...
529
00:27:51,091 --> 00:27:52,841
Sim.
That's what trays are for.
530
00:27:53,258 --> 00:27:54,841
- Give it to me here.
- Excuse me.
531
00:27:56,433 --> 00:28:01,233
Well, to your right, the whale lying down
on the sun lounger is Norbert.
532
00:28:01,383 --> 00:28:02,800
He is a film producer.
533
00:28:02,883 --> 00:28:04,958
With his new conquest: Peggy.
534
00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:07,750
A very promising aspiring actress.
Very talented.
535
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,691
Big age difference, right?
Love for interest.
536
00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:13,133
No.
537
00:28:13,216 --> 00:28:14,750
Now take it to them
a drink.
538
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:17,955
Okay, but I'll just take both of them,
It's more practical that way.
539
00:28:20,675 --> 00:28:21,716
Yes.
540
00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:23,291
Yes, yes.
541
00:28:23,591 --> 00:28:24,841
I'll give you a hand.
542
00:28:24,925 --> 00:28:26,425
At your service!
543
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,550
The tray.
544
00:28:30,558 --> 00:28:31,750
Tray.
545
00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:32,973
Take the tray.!
546
00:28:33,016 --> 00:28:34,933
- The tray, yes, of course.
547
00:28:35,016 --> 00:28:37,258
Well, the guy with
the collar is Jacko.
548
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:39,234
- He's my best friend.
- Oh, Jacko.
549
00:28:39,258 --> 00:28:40,750
He was the one who had the accident.
550
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,483
And his wife: Francine.
551
00:28:43,383 --> 00:28:47,616
We continue, this handsome young man
It's Ben, Carmen's boyfriend,
552
00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:49,516
my wife's best friend.
553
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,408
No presentation required:
It's the great Carmen Moreno.
554
00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:54,158
Everyone knows her, so...
555
00:28:54,175 --> 00:28:56,200
I have no idea
whoever it is
556
00:28:56,275 --> 00:28:57,650
Oh no? No?
557
00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:00,138
well, it's a spanish version
by Jeanne Moreau,
558
00:29:00,175 --> 00:29:03,258
with more charisma,
more "salsa" and more exoticism.
559
00:29:03,341 --> 00:29:06,133
Well I know Jeanne Moreau
She is very, very famous.
560
00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:07,219
Well...
561
00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:09,300
Try not to miss these
ideas.
562
00:29:09,383 --> 00:29:10,625
- Oh no?
- No.
563
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,716
- I could offend you, understand?
- Of course.
564
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,341
Claude, look who's here!
565
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,460
But it's Joe Jordan.
I know him!
566
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,675
I saw him in the songs
by Guy Lux.
567
00:29:21,758 --> 00:29:24,183
My wife goes crazy.
It's Joe Jordan.
568
00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:25,758
- Hello Claudio!
- Joe!
569
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,133
Do you know Angèle?
570
00:29:29,216 --> 00:29:30,933
No, I didn't have that pleasure.
571
00:29:31,016 --> 00:29:33,475
- Nice to meet you, Angela.
- Nice to meet you.
572
00:29:33,558 --> 00:29:34,918
She is the best
show girl from Paris.
573
00:29:34,966 --> 00:29:36,566
- I stole it from Johnny.
- Let's go!
574
00:29:38,808 --> 00:29:40,216
I'm going to rob her a bit.
575
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,508
This way.
576
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,016
It's a wonder
577
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,166
Good stuff Joe!
578
00:29:52,850 --> 00:29:54,133
Avoid this too.
579
00:29:54,216 --> 00:29:55,425
- Also?
- Yes. Yes.
580
00:29:55,550 --> 00:29:56,758
- Understood.
- Good.
581
00:29:57,983 --> 00:30:00,575
Okay, let's continue,
look to your left.
582
00:30:00,658 --> 00:30:03,425
The all muscle type
who is swimming is a sculptor.
583
00:30:03,591 --> 00:30:07,425
The one with the cap is Andreas.
A Greek filmmaker.
584
00:30:07,516 --> 00:30:08,591
Gabby.
585
00:30:08,675 --> 00:30:11,550
To wear such tight swimming trunks,
It was better not to use anything.
586
00:30:13,683 --> 00:30:15,066
Andreas.
587
00:30:16,258 --> 00:30:19,791
The captain seems a bit 'stupid'.
588
00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,908
What are you
Do you mean stupid?
589
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:29,800
I remind you that you are investigating
an assassination attempt.
590
00:30:29,883 --> 00:30:32,591
It's true, it's true.
I'll stop.
591
00:30:33,216 --> 00:30:34,458
I will...
592
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,500
I'm going with you
593
00:30:46,016 --> 00:30:47,558
Won't you get wet?
594
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:49,175
The water is great.
595
00:30:49,558 --> 00:30:51,133
No thanks, Gabriel.
596
00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:53,016
I'm rereading the script,
597
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,253
because I have to
capture the essence
598
00:30:55,277 --> 00:30:57,591
and conceptual identity
of my character.
599
00:30:57,675 --> 00:31:00,008
It's not very complicated,
He doesn't do anything more than have sex.
600
00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:01,300
Ben, you tire me.
601
00:31:01,383 --> 00:31:03,133
You don't understand anything, Ben.
602
00:31:03,216 --> 00:31:05,341
Sex is revolutionary.
603
00:31:05,425 --> 00:31:08,608
We have to break down the barriers
of bourgeois society.
604
00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:10,358
That's right,
Dedé is absolutely right.
605
00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:14,050
Andréas, that's not my name!
Don't call me Dedé!
606
00:31:14,383 --> 00:31:16,508
Dedé is vulgar! Shit!
607
00:31:16,591 --> 00:31:17,591
Drug!
608
00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:19,175
Did you see, Minet?
609
00:31:19,383 --> 00:31:20,383
Claude!
610
00:31:20,883 --> 00:31:22,258
It drives everyone crazy.
611
00:31:22,766 --> 00:31:24,225
Starting with me, my love.
612
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,933
But since you are here,
we have to endure it.
613
00:31:34,133 --> 00:31:36,391
I'm warning you, Jacques,
If you play games with Éliane,
614
00:31:36,475 --> 00:31:38,617
Like last year,
things will turn sour.
615
00:31:38,641 --> 00:31:40,050
I will not tolerate this.
616
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:41,425
But my dear...
617
00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:42,916
what are you talking about?
618
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,066
It's you who I want,
I love you.
619
00:31:45,150 --> 00:31:47,316
Stop lying,
I wasn't born yesterday.
620
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,675
If I catch you together,
I kill them both.
621
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,283
- I brought my Browning.
- What?
622
00:31:54,308 --> 00:31:56,608
What do you mean by that?
Are you crazy?
623
00:31:57,258 --> 00:31:59,133
- Mr., Mrs. A Porto flip?
- No.
624
00:31:59,216 --> 00:32:01,758
A double Pastis for him
and a lemon Perrier for me.
625
00:32:01,925 --> 00:32:03,908
That collar doesn't
Do you mind this heat?
626
00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:05,291
It's not very good, no.
627
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:06,573
It was bad luck,
the accident.
628
00:32:06,575 --> 00:32:07,900
Was I running too much?
629
00:32:07,983 --> 00:32:10,943
Listen, I've been driving for a long time,
spare me these comments...
630
00:32:11,008 --> 00:32:11,758
Yes...
631
00:32:11,841 --> 00:32:13,183
But had he been drinking?
632
00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:14,590
This is an interrogation
police or what?
633
00:32:14,514 --> 00:32:16,184
Damn, so many questions.
634
00:32:16,508 --> 00:32:18,117
My friends!
635
00:32:18,141 --> 00:32:19,991
Lunch is ready!
636
00:32:20,716 --> 00:32:24,275
Go change your clothes, Jean
will take drinks to your rooms.
637
00:32:24,358 --> 00:32:26,900
It's okay, baby, just
One swim and I'm off.
638
00:32:30,966 --> 00:32:31,966
Miss.
639
00:32:35,675 --> 00:32:37,550
Hold a moment, please.
640
00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:38,675
Of course.
641
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,658
I want my bikini dry
for lunch.
642
00:32:49,408 --> 00:32:50,883
And the money?
643
00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:54,050
When will we have the money
for the film?
644
00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:57,300
Eliane told me
that the script is incomprehensible
645
00:32:57,383 --> 00:32:58,883
and it won't work.
646
00:32:58,966 --> 00:33:01,841
But what do you understand about this?
this idiot?
647
00:33:02,091 --> 00:33:03,716
Hey, she's my godmother.
648
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,258
Don't insult Éliane
close to me.
649
00:33:05,341 --> 00:33:06,675
Oh my Benzinho.
650
00:33:06,925 --> 00:33:07,925
Leave us alone...
651
00:33:08,591 --> 00:33:10,633
This conversation does not
interests you.
652
00:33:11,175 --> 00:33:13,008
Go smoke outside.
653
00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:18,858
Your Porto flip, young man.
I forgot to offer it to you at the pool.
654
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,225
How dare she say
that my film will be a fiasco?
655
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:25,058
I could have Liz Taylor
to play your role.
656
00:33:25,141 --> 00:33:27,700
And I refused her, because I wanted
make the movie with you!
657
00:33:27,783 --> 00:33:30,441
And now this millionaire idiot
Do you want to screw us?
658
00:33:30,525 --> 00:33:32,675
You bet I'll kill her!
659
00:33:34,091 --> 00:33:35,133
You are a brute.
660
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,133
What are you doing here?
661
00:33:40,216 --> 00:33:41,716
- I knocked, didn't you hear?
- No.
662
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,550
No, I bring the Porto flip
from Mrs. Moreno.
663
00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:46,383
Oh, how kind.
664
00:33:46,716 --> 00:33:48,616
Thank you very much, Mr. Nestor.
665
00:33:48,950 --> 00:33:50,091
Jean.
666
00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,800
Do you have any herbs?
667
00:33:51,883 --> 00:33:53,425
No, I'm sorry.
668
00:33:53,550 --> 00:33:54,841
- It does not have?
- No.
669
00:33:54,925 --> 00:33:56,091
So out!
670
00:33:57,383 --> 00:33:59,625
Come on, quickly,
It's about time.
671
00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:01,341
There's a lot missing.
672
00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,900
Monique!
Bernard!
673
00:34:05,133 --> 00:34:07,317
Don't help.
Leave it all there,
674
00:34:07,341 --> 00:34:09,181
I do everything myself.
675
00:34:10,016 --> 00:34:11,525
What are you doing?
676
00:34:11,858 --> 00:34:14,034
I'm eating,
I threw up everything this morning
677
00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:16,251
my stomach is growling
678
00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:18,629
I don't care,
I don't even want to know
679
00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:20,991
Come on, pick up that plate and follow me!
Come on, guys!
680
00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:30,508
Come on, swallow. Swallow!
Don't serve with your mouth full!
681
00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,633
Today's menu...
682
00:34:37,716 --> 00:34:42,508
we have guernsey crayfish,
with currant jelly,
683
00:34:42,591 --> 00:34:45,866
fine herb mayonnaise
and chicken soup.
684
00:34:47,366 --> 00:34:49,883
Jean, for God's sake,
drink a sip of water.
685
00:34:49,966 --> 00:34:52,675
Cyril, we don't understand anything.
686
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:54,901
He won't stop coughing!
687
00:34:54,925 --> 00:34:57,966
Sorry, but I have
a crumb in my glottis.
688
00:34:58,258 --> 00:34:59,675
Well, I repeat...
689
00:34:59,758 --> 00:35:02,591
No! Serve us as we...
we found out.
690
00:35:02,675 --> 00:35:04,875
- Thank you, Cyril.
- And start with the hostess...
691
00:35:04,925 --> 00:35:06,300
Which is me, of course.
692
00:35:24,425 --> 00:35:25,508
Shit.
693
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:36,925
...the blind man says:
Give me back my eye.
694
00:35:41,425 --> 00:35:43,716
It's... What a thing.
695
00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:47,700
Eliane.
696
00:35:47,883 --> 00:35:49,591
Did you know that your ex
are you here?
697
00:35:49,675 --> 00:35:50,875
- No.
- No?
698
00:35:50,958 --> 00:35:52,175
That's right.
699
00:35:52,258 --> 00:35:53,508
The old green one.
700
00:35:53,516 --> 00:35:55,701
The old goat with his
language--language chat.
701
00:35:55,725 --> 00:35:57,125
Enjoy,
gentlemen!
702
00:35:57,308 --> 00:36:00,475
Oh virtuous ministers,
Oh distinguished senators.
703
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,541
Have you had lunch, dear?
704
00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:05,351
No, the last thing I wanted
was to eat your food.
705
00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:07,426
Which, from what I see, also
It's not very generous.
706
00:36:07,450 --> 00:36:09,691
Belgian brewers
they are always so petty
707
00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:14,121
Well, your unbearable annual visits
are full of laughter
708
00:36:14,808 --> 00:36:15,925
Thank you.
709
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:17,425
Minet, don't start.
710
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,175
He was the one who started it.
This unnerves me
711
00:36:20,258 --> 00:36:22,203
And there they go
10 years of nails.
712
00:36:22,227 --> 00:36:23,426
Yes, yes.
713
00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:26,033
Minet, give the seat to Yves, OK?
Sit on the other side.
714
00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:27,758
Who? I?
715
00:36:27,841 --> 00:36:28,858
Yes.
716
00:36:28,941 --> 00:36:31,901
This way, the actors can talk
about your scenes.
717
00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:34,675
Furthermore, you are always distressed
with these themes, right?
718
00:36:34,758 --> 00:36:36,216
What bothers me,
It's not the themes, it's him.
719
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:37,425
Thank you very much.
720
00:36:38,216 --> 00:36:39,550
You must be an actress.
721
00:36:40,216 --> 00:36:41,633
It's stunning.
722
00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:42,966
Thank you.
723
00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:44,966
I appeared in the last movie
by Alain Delon.
724
00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:47,175
- No.
- He will join me, here.
725
00:36:47,258 --> 00:36:49,008
I love Alain!
726
00:36:49,091 --> 00:36:51,591
Although we are behind
same women.
727
00:36:51,675 --> 00:36:54,091
Honey, there is
Comté cheese soufflé.
728
00:36:54,175 --> 00:36:55,491
- Tempted?
729
00:36:55,575 --> 00:36:58,616
- I love Cyril's soufflés.
- I already knew.
730
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,183
-Cyril!
-Cyril!
731
00:37:01,358 --> 00:37:03,018
Hello, Mr. Yves.
Nice to see you.
732
00:37:03,075 --> 00:37:05,241
Let me try
that of Comté.
733
00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:06,175
It's tempting
734
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:09,091
- It's not possible, I don't have any more eggs.
- How come there are no more eggs?
735
00:37:09,316 --> 00:37:11,756
I can make you pumpkin
with cream, whatever you want.
736
00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:13,591
No, no, I prefer salami.
737
00:37:14,008 --> 00:37:15,466
I am joking.
738
00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:17,508
No, but bring me
a good salami.
739
00:37:18,383 --> 00:37:20,383
From what I see, he
The voice hasn't changed yet.
740
00:37:20,425 --> 00:37:22,675
I don't believe
for this to happen
741
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,133
salami!
742
00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:26,133
Imbecile!
743
00:37:27,883 --> 00:37:29,258
What I have most is eggs!
744
00:37:29,591 --> 00:37:30,831
It's true, yes.
745
00:37:30,883 --> 00:37:33,050
What does this bitch think?
Dish!
746
00:37:33,133 --> 00:37:35,633
Why is it
do you call her a whore?
747
00:37:35,716 --> 00:37:36,716
She has sex
with everyone.
748
00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:38,008
With everyone?
749
00:37:38,091 --> 00:37:40,300
Mainly Jacko.
Every afternoon.
750
00:37:41,216 --> 00:37:42,550
It's very ugly to say that.
751
00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:43,716
Oh yes?
752
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,567
Now it's ugly to say
the truth, Monique?
753
00:37:45,591 --> 00:37:47,711
He must be very angry
with her.
754
00:37:48,383 --> 00:37:49,758
Are you
jealous, boss?
755
00:37:49,925 --> 00:37:50,966
Jealous of what?
756
00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:53,091
Here.
757
00:37:57,425 --> 00:37:58,966
Lick the boss' ass!
758
00:37:59,383 --> 00:38:00,508
I don't trust him.
759
00:38:00,591 --> 00:38:03,425
I've been on tour for four months,
all over France
760
00:38:03,508 --> 00:38:05,716
Two hundred performances in
spectacular locations.
761
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,840
- Your salami.
- Thanks.
762
00:38:06,883 --> 00:38:08,208
I should go to Toulon.
763
00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:09,575
We hate Toulon.
764
00:38:09,658 --> 00:38:10,750
Idiot.
765
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,125
-What did you say?
-Nothing.
766
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:13,533
- Any.
- Excuse me.
767
00:38:13,608 --> 00:38:15,991
- No, Jean, I don't drink rosé,
for the love of God!
768
00:38:16,075 --> 00:38:18,250
Sorry, the chef didn't warn me,
769
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:30,841
There it is.
770
00:38:31,966 --> 00:38:32,966
What kind.
771
00:38:33,050 --> 00:38:34,175
Who is the guy?
772
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,050
It's the lady's ex.
773
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,725
He makes you nervous
774
00:38:37,808 --> 00:38:39,691
Yes, he is capable
to strangle him.
775
00:38:40,216 --> 00:38:41,258
Oh, him too?
776
00:38:42,008 --> 00:38:43,175
Cyril!
777
00:38:43,675 --> 00:38:45,966
Well there's no time
to season it.
778
00:38:46,841 --> 00:38:48,133
I'm coming ma'am!
779
00:38:48,216 --> 00:38:50,883
- I hate her!
- Don't worry boss, I'll take care of it.
780
00:38:51,175 --> 00:38:52,942
OK! salt flower
and a drizzle of olive oil.
781
00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:55,050
Very little.
782
00:38:55,258 --> 00:38:56,675
OK? Let's see what they will say.
783
00:38:56,758 --> 00:38:58,508
Got it
784
00:38:59,841 --> 00:39:00,841
Olive oil...
785
00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:04,175
Shit!
786
00:39:05,675 --> 00:39:06,800
And now this?
787
00:39:07,383 --> 00:39:09,091
An olive oil bath.
788
00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:12,716
Well it scares me
I get seasick.
789
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,050
In 1947, how many species
of sea urchins existed?
790
00:39:16,591 --> 00:39:17,675
I wasn't even born.
791
00:39:17,841 --> 00:39:19,700
Two hundred and fifty species.
792
00:39:19,783 --> 00:39:20,833
Oh good?
793
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,276
I was going to say ten billion.
794
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,300
No, I said species, Peggy,
no hedgehogs in...
795
00:39:26,758 --> 00:39:28,675
Furthermore, it is impossible
count them all.
796
00:39:28,758 --> 00:39:29,766
Jean.
797
00:39:29,858 --> 00:39:31,175
Forget the hedgehogs.
798
00:39:31,258 --> 00:39:32,841
So you can't use it!
Lower the plate!
799
00:39:32,966 --> 00:39:34,175
Right now.
800
00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,133
- I'm sorry
- They're made of white velvet!
801
00:39:38,216 --> 00:39:39,800
They cost a fortune!
802
00:39:39,883 --> 00:39:41,633
- I'm really sorry.
- What happened?
803
00:39:41,716 --> 00:39:44,216
You useless
You're fried!
804
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:46,383
Daisy, no!
No, no, no!
805
00:39:46,466 --> 00:39:48,508
Don't eat that,
It has cholesterol!
806
00:39:48,591 --> 00:39:50,550
Daisy, come here.
Good heavens!
807
00:39:50,633 --> 00:39:51,633
What happened?
808
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:53,383
Well, the fish...
809
00:39:53,466 --> 00:39:55,175
The fish fell to the ground!
810
00:39:55,258 --> 00:39:57,091
It was because of the oil,
he slipped.
811
00:39:57,175 --> 00:39:59,716
- Who dropped it?
- Well, Jean! Who could it be?
812
00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:02,925
Son of a bitch!
813
00:40:11,050 --> 00:40:12,675
Do something,
you have to separate them!
814
00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:15,133
Oh, I can't intervene
I have to act in a few days.
815
00:40:15,216 --> 00:40:16,591
I'll kill you!
816
00:40:16,616 --> 00:40:18,908
Calm down! Enough.
817
00:40:26,316 --> 00:40:27,466
Sorry.
818
00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:30,300
Sorry, but I lost my mind
because he destroyed my fish.
819
00:40:30,675 --> 00:40:31,984
- Idiot!
- That's enough!
820
00:40:32,008 --> 00:40:33,675
Enough already,
OK?
821
00:40:33,758 --> 00:40:35,966
The harm is done!
Now we move on!
822
00:40:36,050 --> 00:40:38,091
Sorry.
You know I'm an orphan.
823
00:40:38,175 --> 00:40:41,300
And when they hired me
I adopted them.
824
00:40:41,425 --> 00:40:43,550
For me they are
like my parents!
825
00:40:43,633 --> 00:40:46,466
- Oh, mommy.
- I don't want to sleep alone in the dark!
826
00:40:46,550 --> 00:40:47,550
Stop it!
827
00:40:48,425 --> 00:40:50,258
Stop you depraved!
828
00:40:50,383 --> 00:40:53,783
Look, despite what it seems
We adore you.
829
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,258
We want you very much.
830
00:40:55,758 --> 00:40:59,258
I thank you for your
kindness and class.
831
00:40:59,383 --> 00:41:01,341
Everything is fine.
Now make peace with Jean.
832
00:41:01,425 --> 00:41:03,258
You already know what the keyword is
here at home.
833
00:41:03,383 --> 00:41:04,925
May the holidays
they are magic.
834
00:41:05,008 --> 00:41:06,175
Now kiss him.
835
00:41:06,591 --> 00:41:08,091
- How?
- Let them kiss.
836
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:11,383
Come on, a kiss!
837
00:41:11,466 --> 00:41:12,591
Pardon me.
838
00:41:13,175 --> 00:41:14,734
Get closer to the kitchen,
and you will die!
839
00:41:14,758 --> 00:41:16,300
threatened me
again!
840
00:41:16,325 --> 00:41:18,375
- Stop it, Cyril!
- It was just a little...
841
00:41:18,458 --> 00:41:19,583
That's enough!
842
00:41:19,841 --> 00:41:20,883
Come on, get out.
843
00:41:20,966 --> 00:41:22,250
Let's go! Let's go!
844
00:41:23,508 --> 00:41:25,484
This month only takes
part of the salary.
845
00:41:25,508 --> 00:41:27,550
Yes dear,
I cannot consent to this.
846
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:33,591
Monique.
847
00:41:34,175 --> 00:41:36,841
Alain, I mean Mr. Delon
called while I was swimming?
848
00:41:36,925 --> 00:41:38,841
If that were the case,
I would have already warned her.
849
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:42,508
Yes, say?
850
00:41:42,591 --> 00:41:44,800
Carmen, darling. It's me Éliane.
851
00:41:44,883 --> 00:41:47,466
We can see you in 10 minutes
in the sauna?
852
00:41:47,550 --> 00:41:50,050
Could be. Of course.
See you later, my dear.
853
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,258
See you later.
854
00:41:53,133 --> 00:41:54,233
Do you want to come?
855
00:41:54,316 --> 00:41:55,891
No thanks,
I'm reading the guide
856
00:41:55,975 --> 00:41:57,355
I also have projects.
857
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,400
Very good.
858
00:42:01,883 --> 00:42:04,675
I've been waiting 10 minutes!
859
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,883
Yes, darling, forgive me.
It was because of Ben.
860
00:42:08,216 --> 00:42:10,216
It's getting
very annoying.
861
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:13,216
Well, darling, do as I do:
get a lover.
862
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,633
Although, can you believe,
will never find a man,
863
00:42:15,716 --> 00:42:18,591
that brings you at the same time
safety and good times.
864
00:42:18,675 --> 00:42:20,675
Oh dear,
this is wisdom.
865
00:42:20,758 --> 00:42:22,183
Gabriel. Gabriel.
866
00:42:22,266 --> 00:42:23,633
-Gabriel?
-Gabriel.
867
00:42:23,716 --> 00:42:25,533
Reduced swimming trunks,
volume
868
00:42:25,616 --> 00:42:27,117
I bet he adores her
869
00:42:27,141 --> 00:42:29,016
- Do you think so?
- Well, why not?
870
00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:30,383
You're right.
871
00:42:30,675 --> 00:42:32,200
But what is
what's going on here?
872
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:33,300
Oh, please.
873
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,716
- Makeup running.
- What a horrible face!
874
00:42:36,841 --> 00:42:40,550
What a thing! Delon's people
left me hanging, waiting!
875
00:42:40,633 --> 00:42:42,508
Nobody passes me on to him.
876
00:42:43,383 --> 00:42:44,508
Oh no.
877
00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:47,466
Laura, stop it, it's ridiculous!
878
00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:50,675
By God, these actresses have
chicken brain?
879
00:42:50,883 --> 00:42:52,050
Is she an actress?
880
00:42:52,383 --> 00:42:54,425
It's better to take it off
that's off the top of my head.
881
00:42:54,508 --> 00:42:55,758
Well, I'll see her.
882
00:42:55,841 --> 00:42:57,633
Our sauna is cancelled,
my dear.
883
00:42:58,425 --> 00:42:59,425
Laura!
884
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,008
Was it my imagination or
Did Eliane flirt with you at lunch?
885
00:43:08,466 --> 00:43:09,866
You are not well
off the top of my head, darling.
886
00:43:10,550 --> 00:43:13,091
She doesn't
nothing wakes me up
887
00:43:24,258 --> 00:43:25,591
What rubbish
is this?
888
00:43:30,383 --> 00:43:31,383
Yes, say?
889
00:43:31,541 --> 00:43:34,333
Hello boss, I'm not interrupting
your rest, no, right?
890
00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:35,816
No, I'm working.
891
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,180
I'm in a
international conference.
892
00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:39,900
What is the reason
of your call?
893
00:43:39,983 --> 00:43:41,908
Well I'm calling you
because I...
894
00:43:42,091 --> 00:43:43,966
I made progress in the investigation.
895
00:43:44,050 --> 00:43:45,758
I already have
several suspects.
896
00:43:46,216 --> 00:43:48,175
I would prefer it to be just one.
The right one.
897
00:43:48,258 --> 00:43:49,533
I know, boss.
898
00:43:49,616 --> 00:43:53,150
At the top of the list is Minet.
A cuckold
899
00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:55,875
This is one of the best reasons.
900
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,008
Who is this Minet?
901
00:43:57,091 --> 00:43:58,675
Minet is the baron.
902
00:43:58,758 --> 00:44:00,425
And does he know this?
903
00:44:00,508 --> 00:44:02,841
- No, I don't think so.
- So where is his motive?
904
00:44:02,925 --> 00:44:04,016
Pardon me?
905
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,600
If he doesn't know he's a cuckold
How can there be reasons?
906
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,841
And truth.
907
00:44:08,925 --> 00:44:11,091
Good boss,
the Lord is right
908
00:44:11,175 --> 00:44:13,841
Please don't jump to conclusions
of appearances.
909
00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,050
Boss, I see
something strange.
910
00:44:17,133 --> 00:44:20,591
There is someone in the garden
with a diving suit.
911
00:44:20,675 --> 00:44:22,008
They're on the beach, right?
912
00:44:22,175 --> 00:44:24,758
On the beach people go diving
wearing these clothes.
913
00:44:24,841 --> 00:44:27,291
Yes, it's true
It's not uncommon.
914
00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:31,250
So who's the number one suspect?
if not the baron?
915
00:44:31,383 --> 00:44:33,425
- The captain.
- Who is the captain?
916
00:44:33,508 --> 00:44:35,633
He is a Greek filmmaker
917
00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:38,758
that the baroness doesn't want to give money
for your next film.
918
00:44:38,925 --> 00:44:41,175
I heard him say:
"I swear I'll kill her."
919
00:44:41,258 --> 00:44:42,633
With that Greek accent.
920
00:44:42,716 --> 00:44:44,991
- Well, then it's him.
- No, no, no.
921
00:44:45,075 --> 00:44:47,833
It's still early, I don't have
formal proof that it is him.
922
00:44:48,008 --> 00:44:49,675
Well, what do you say?
of the chef.
923
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,175
It's not for several reasons.
924
00:44:51,258 --> 00:44:53,091
Why are you so safe?
925
00:44:53,175 --> 00:44:54,716
Because it's humorous,
926
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,208
we sympathize with each other
with others.
927
00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:58,683
- That's my intuition, boss.
- Caution
928
00:44:58,766 --> 00:45:00,050
Be objective.
929
00:45:00,133 --> 00:45:01,383
You're not a communist, are you?
930
00:45:01,758 --> 00:45:03,683
Of course not, boss.
Look...
931
00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:07,500
What a strange thing,
the man in the diving suit,
932
00:45:07,525 --> 00:45:09,405
is crossing the garden
with a rake.
933
00:45:09,550 --> 00:45:10,550
A garden rake
934
00:45:10,591 --> 00:45:12,991
is what people
normally use.
935
00:45:13,050 --> 00:45:14,133
Then. It is clear.
936
00:45:14,216 --> 00:45:15,216
Maurice!
937
00:45:15,258 --> 00:45:17,466
René and Mimine are waiting
to play pétanque.
938
00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:19,716
Well, I'll leave it.
I have tasks.
939
00:45:20,675 --> 00:45:21,800
Goodbye.
Sir?
940
00:45:23,550 --> 00:45:24,591
What kind!!!
941
00:45:47,591 --> 00:45:49,133
Do you like my Apache?
942
00:45:49,258 --> 00:45:50,300
Oh, is this an Apache?
943
00:45:51,591 --> 00:45:53,550
I can't say
that I love,
944
00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:56,383
but now that I know it is
an Apache, I think it's funny.
945
00:45:56,925 --> 00:45:58,675
Does this work?
The arc, I mean.
946
00:45:59,091 --> 00:46:00,258
Obviously. It's all real.
947
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,258
-Jean!
- Sir.
948
00:46:03,966 --> 00:46:05,425
Can you come here for a moment,
please?
949
00:46:07,883 --> 00:46:08,883
My lady.
950
00:46:09,175 --> 00:46:10,901
Jean, I received
another anonymous letter.
951
00:46:10,925 --> 00:46:12,175
Let me see.
952
00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:15,704
"You're going to die!
The countdown has begun.
953
00:46:15,728 --> 00:46:17,308
It doesn't pass
tonight."
954
00:46:17,391 --> 00:46:18,391
Well...
955
00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:20,766
Obviously, it suggests
that something is going to happen.
956
00:46:21,008 --> 00:46:22,091
Yes, I know.
957
00:46:22,633 --> 00:46:23,633
It's good news.
958
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:25,425
How?
959
00:46:25,508 --> 00:46:27,675
He's cornered,
will appear
960
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,841
This proves that
my method is effective.
961
00:46:33,050 --> 00:46:35,050
OK, I'll cancel
the pirate party.
962
00:46:35,383 --> 00:46:37,692
Let's go to the hotel.
I'll call Barclay right away.
963
00:46:37,716 --> 00:46:38,966
No, no and no.
964
00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:42,050
We will not surrender to a
stupid anonymous letter.
965
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,716
Eddie and Joe would stay
very offended.
966
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,133
You're absolutely right, keep what
is planned.
967
00:46:48,216 --> 00:46:49,216
Help!
968
00:46:49,966 --> 00:46:50,966
We are closed!
969
00:46:53,258 --> 00:46:54,466
Okay, breathe, breathe.
970
00:46:54,966 --> 00:46:56,133
Yes, yes, breathe.
971
00:47:02,258 --> 00:47:03,383
I will arrest him
tonight.
972
00:47:03,466 --> 00:47:04,841
Don't worry.
973
00:47:04,925 --> 00:47:08,383
I'll set you a mousetrap
that will go down in history.
974
00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:11,133
Ready my dear...
975
00:47:12,091 --> 00:47:13,675
- Calm down.
976
00:47:14,758 --> 00:47:16,175
- I have a gun.
- Help!
977
00:47:16,258 --> 00:47:18,383
- Jacko is unconscious!
- What happened?
978
00:47:18,550 --> 00:47:19,750
Come on, sir.
979
00:47:19,758 --> 00:47:21,216
Quickly.
980
00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:22,883
- Oh God.
- Slowly.
981
00:47:23,166 --> 00:47:24,633
- It looks like a tomato.
- My Jacko.
982
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:25,966
Jacko.
983
00:47:26,050 --> 00:47:27,050
Careful.
984
00:47:27,091 --> 00:47:28,258
Breathe.
985
00:47:28,425 --> 00:47:30,133
He's not red,
It's violet.
986
00:47:30,558 --> 00:47:31,833
Have a drink.
987
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,941
- Take it, my angel.
- Slowly, drink slowly.
988
00:47:35,716 --> 00:47:36,758
My God.
989
00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:42,075
- Claude!
- Ready. It already has better color.
990
00:47:42,158 --> 00:47:43,338
Someone explain to me,
991
00:47:43,383 --> 00:47:45,634
How did the door get blocked?
It's impossible!
992
00:47:45,658 --> 00:47:47,992
Let's say the door
It's blocked, Minet!
993
00:47:48,016 --> 00:47:49,216
Does he call you Minet?
994
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:51,550
It was just Éliane.
But he knows no limits.
995
00:47:51,633 --> 00:47:54,300
How did that door turn out?
blocked? Stop this idiocy.
996
00:47:58,216 --> 00:47:59,225
Say?
997
00:47:59,308 --> 00:48:00,817
Here is the
Chief Inspector Boulin.
998
00:48:00,841 --> 00:48:02,891
Maurice, phone!
999
00:48:03,216 --> 00:48:04,500
What do you
Do you want it now?
1000
00:48:04,525 --> 00:48:06,845
I'm sorry to disturb you, boss,
in the middle of the conference, but...
1001
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:08,716
I have news, you know?
1002
00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:10,716
The crime will occur
tonight.
1003
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,508
Are you sure?
And what do you plan to do?
1004
00:48:12,591 --> 00:48:15,192
set him a trap
during the pirate party on the beach.
1005
00:48:15,216 --> 00:48:17,550
And what is the trap?
Don't scare me.
1006
00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:21,383
When he or she tries
attack the baroness,
1007
00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:23,466
I arrest
and that's it.
1008
00:48:23,550 --> 00:48:26,311
Well I'll send the cops
de Draguignan to support him.
1009
00:48:27,133 --> 00:48:28,983
I don't
I need support.
1010
00:48:29,066 --> 00:48:31,050
They will ruin
my master plan.
1011
00:48:31,133 --> 00:48:32,550
I will take the risk.
1012
00:48:32,633 --> 00:48:35,333
Tonight, or I catch the culprit
or the baroness dies.
1013
00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:38,125
- You're kidding, aren't you?
- Of course it's a joke, yes.
1014
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:40,958
A little humor before
operation, calms the nerves.
1015
00:48:42,258 --> 00:48:43,675
Hello... Boss?...oh
1016
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:48,591
- Yes, boss.
- I'm...
1017
00:48:48,633 --> 00:48:51,508
- Sorry... who is it?
- Hello, I'm Alain Delon.
1018
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,633
- Alain Delon?
- Himself, yes.
1019
00:48:54,133 --> 00:48:56,716
Oh so I'm talking
with Alain Delon?
1020
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,508
To Laura Mancini,
it's on the foot
1021
00:48:58,591 --> 00:49:00,509
- What Laura?
- Laura, the Italian actress.
1022
00:49:00,533 --> 00:49:01,758
Oh, that Laura! I already know.
1023
00:49:01,841 --> 00:49:03,926
- Do you want to talk to her?
- No, not at all.
1024
00:49:03,950 --> 00:49:05,408
No, he doesn't want to talk to her.
1025
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:07,716
Okay, okay.
Are you coming to the pirate party?
1026
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,075
No, I won't.
1027
00:49:09,158 --> 00:49:11,592
No, don't come to the party.
Don't come to the pirate party.
1028
00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:13,400
He is well,
I give the message.
1029
00:49:13,425 --> 00:49:15,708
- You'll be disappointed...
- It's none of your business.
1030
00:49:15,791 --> 00:49:17,667
- What?
- Which doesn't concern you.
1031
00:49:17,691 --> 00:49:19,150
It's none of my business.
Very good.
1032
00:49:19,633 --> 00:49:21,091
Another that
hang up on me.
1033
00:49:22,175 --> 00:49:23,841
Everyone in a bad mood.
1034
00:49:26,175 --> 00:49:27,175
Boulin!
1035
00:49:27,841 --> 00:49:28,841
Ai!
1036
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:29,966
What you
are you doing?
1037
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,175
We are all waiting for you.
Let's go.
1038
00:49:32,258 --> 00:49:35,841
I thought about dressing up
captain hook to the party,
1039
00:49:35,925 --> 00:49:37,091
it would be a good disguise.
1040
00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:39,466
No.
You go as a dog walker.
1041
00:49:39,550 --> 00:49:41,008
This is what it is
a good disguise.
1042
00:49:41,466 --> 00:49:45,133
It's a shame, because I
I always liked Captain Hook.
1043
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:47,216
I've loved it since I was a child.
1044
00:50:08,841 --> 00:50:11,466
But, captain,
we are very far away.
1045
00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:15,050
If we jump,
Let's get our fantasies wet.
1046
00:50:15,133 --> 00:50:17,216
It's only 20 cm,
everyone jumps.
1047
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:18,716
Jacko, are you going to jump?
1048
00:50:21,341 --> 00:50:23,175
- Let's go!
-Jacko!
1049
00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:24,758
Man overboard!
1050
00:50:26,216 --> 00:50:28,758
20 cm is awesome!
1051
00:50:36,508 --> 00:50:37,508
Boulin.
1052
00:50:39,133 --> 00:50:40,901
- Was it you who called them?
- Of course.
1053
00:50:40,925 --> 00:50:43,300
It was my boss's doing,
He wants to control me at all costs.
1054
00:50:43,383 --> 00:50:45,800
If the culprit becomes frightened,
You won't fall into my trap.
1055
00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:47,517
It's better this way.
Let yourself be scared.
1056
00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:49,056
the culprit will run
1057
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,934
Also, say
to get closer.
1058
00:50:50,958 --> 00:50:52,916
It's much more prudent.
But with discretion.
1059
00:50:54,758 --> 00:50:55,758
Sirs.
1060
00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:58,800
I am Chief Inspector Boulin,
responsible for the operation.
1061
00:50:58,925 --> 00:50:59,925
You can go.
1062
00:50:59,966 --> 00:51:02,383
I'll set a trap,
not an ambush.
1063
00:51:02,841 --> 00:51:04,058
Well, boys, stand down.
1064
00:51:04,141 --> 00:51:05,358
And the truck?
1065
00:51:05,441 --> 00:51:06,808
The driver went to urinate.
1066
00:51:06,891 --> 00:51:09,125
Hold the dogs,
I don't have time to waste.
1067
00:51:13,216 --> 00:51:14,341
I have bad memories.
1068
00:51:20,841 --> 00:51:21,841
Jammed
1069
00:51:24,091 --> 00:51:25,091
Eh eh.
1070
00:51:25,633 --> 00:51:27,216
Watch your clutch, inspector!
1071
00:51:27,466 --> 00:51:29,133
Do you think that
I don't know how to do this?
1072
00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:34,841
Now it's run aground
1073
00:51:40,550 --> 00:51:41,633
Let's go!
1074
00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:43,091
What an idiot
1075
00:51:43,716 --> 00:51:44,841
Let's go!
1076
00:51:46,258 --> 00:51:47,818
Very good!
1077
00:51:49,258 --> 00:51:51,008
And now how is it
what will we do?
1078
00:51:51,091 --> 00:51:53,008
- Where are the dogs?
- They were scared.
1079
00:51:53,091 --> 00:51:55,171
They bit my legs
and I left them
1080
00:51:55,216 --> 00:51:56,466
What?
1081
00:51:57,133 --> 00:51:59,175
Well, boys,
take the shovels.
1082
00:52:01,758 --> 00:52:04,716
What the hell? I said come closer
and not to move away.
1083
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,008
Don't worry.
1084
00:52:06,091 --> 00:52:08,675
They wait for orders from me to intervene.
No problem.
1085
00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:09,958
Oh no?
And my dogs?
1086
00:52:10,075 --> 00:52:11,658
My dogs.
Where are my dogs?
1087
00:52:11,741 --> 00:52:13,101
This is the boring part of the story,
1088
00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:15,500
They bit the officer
and he let them go.
1089
00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:18,151
But with the smell
From the barbecue they come back.
1090
00:52:18,175 --> 00:52:20,015
Look for my dogs!
Look, Boulin!
1091
00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:21,341
-Daisy!
- Blaise!
1092
00:52:21,550 --> 00:52:23,050
- Blaise!
-Daisy!
1093
00:52:39,175 --> 00:52:40,341
Daisy, my baby!
1094
00:52:41,383 --> 00:52:42,383
Daisy!
1095
00:52:46,508 --> 00:52:47,508
Daisy!
1096
00:52:56,091 --> 00:52:57,258
Out of here!
1097
00:53:00,258 --> 00:53:01,300
Daisy!
1098
00:53:02,383 --> 00:53:03,425
Oh, not bad.
1099
00:53:04,133 --> 00:53:05,175
Take this one.
1100
00:53:06,341 --> 00:53:07,425
I'll press another one.
1101
00:53:21,466 --> 00:53:22,633
Tomato and cheese.
1102
00:53:22,716 --> 00:53:25,425
More cheese.
I haven't eaten all day.
1103
00:53:25,508 --> 00:53:26,508
It seems...
1104
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:31,175
The Baroness.
1105
00:53:31,258 --> 00:53:32,675
Oh God, the lady!
1106
00:53:32,758 --> 00:53:34,591
- No, no, no.
- Come on, Éliane.
1107
00:53:35,341 --> 00:53:36,341
No, no, no.
1108
00:53:37,008 --> 00:53:38,841
My lady! I am here!
1109
00:53:41,383 --> 00:53:43,341
The bastard broke my watch.
1110
00:53:43,425 --> 00:53:45,341
Sorry,
but you raised your arm.
1111
00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:46,841
What do you want, Jean?
1112
00:53:48,008 --> 00:53:50,841
I thought...
That you were going to attack.
1113
00:53:51,383 --> 00:53:52,866
And now, do you still think so?
1114
00:53:53,425 --> 00:53:55,508
Not at all.
1115
00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:56,966
Well...
1116
00:53:57,133 --> 00:53:59,008
Do you want me to go look for it?
a crepe?
1117
00:53:59,091 --> 00:54:00,675
No. Thank you, Jean.
1118
00:54:01,091 --> 00:54:02,091
Exactly
what I thought.
1119
00:54:02,425 --> 00:54:03,466
- I'll...
- It's better.
1120
00:54:08,966 --> 00:54:11,550
Don't run so much, my mermaid.
Don't run so much.
1121
00:54:12,008 --> 00:54:13,448
Stop chasing me
1122
00:54:13,633 --> 00:54:15,133
For any eventuality,
1123
00:54:15,508 --> 00:54:16,591
you know where I am...
1124
00:54:18,841 --> 00:54:19,966
Stay away
1125
00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:23,633
I'll take the dogs
or they will get sick.
1126
00:54:23,716 --> 00:54:25,425
I'll take the big Riva.
1127
00:54:25,508 --> 00:54:28,091
And us? Selfish bastard
1128
00:54:28,175 --> 00:54:29,925
I don't want
depressed dogs.
1129
00:54:30,925 --> 00:54:31,925
Mad.
1130
00:54:37,258 --> 00:54:38,383
Hey Boulin!
1131
00:54:39,050 --> 00:54:40,141
I?
1132
00:54:40,166 --> 00:54:43,041
Bring a plate of grilled steaks
to Laura.
1133
00:54:43,258 --> 00:54:46,133
He is depressed
because of Delon.
1134
00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:48,091
Delon! Oh, shit.
I completely forgot.
1135
00:54:49,716 --> 00:54:50,925
Lady Laura.
1136
00:54:52,050 --> 00:54:54,591
I bring you a plate of food,
at the request of Mr Lamarque.
1137
00:54:55,050 --> 00:54:56,050
Here.
1138
00:54:56,258 --> 00:54:58,658
I forgot to tell you
that I spoke to Alain on the phone.
1139
00:54:58,925 --> 00:54:59,966
- What?
- Yes.
1140
00:55:00,050 --> 00:55:01,591
-Alain?
- Yes, Alain.
1141
00:55:02,050 --> 00:55:03,633
- Alain Delon?
- Yes.
1142
00:55:03,716 --> 00:55:05,396
And what did he say?
What was coming?
1143
00:55:05,758 --> 00:55:06,966
Yes.
Well, no.
1144
00:55:08,258 --> 00:55:09,738
He told me
that didn't come.
1145
00:55:12,758 --> 00:55:14,633
- Sorry.
- You're welcome.
1146
00:55:14,716 --> 00:55:16,466
Sorry, I'm really sorry.
1147
00:55:16,550 --> 00:55:18,366
You don't have
no fault.
1148
00:55:18,450 --> 00:55:19,541
Thanks.
1149
00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:22,250
And he left the number
for me to call you?
1150
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:23,383
No.
1151
00:55:23,466 --> 00:55:25,758
He said he preferred
that didn't care.
1152
00:55:29,758 --> 00:55:30,758
I think...
1153
00:55:31,050 --> 00:55:34,008
that it shouldn't be like this,
doesn't deserve it.
1154
00:55:34,091 --> 00:55:35,591
I spoke to him
a few moments
1155
00:55:35,675 --> 00:55:38,550
and honestly,
he is very unpleasant.
1156
00:55:39,383 --> 00:55:41,216
I forbid talking
Alain's bad!
1157
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:43,133
He is well.
I won't do it again
1158
00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:44,966
What is
what's going on?
1159
00:55:45,258 --> 00:55:47,133
And I do
you pay
1160
00:55:47,216 --> 00:55:49,241
I'm getting used to it
Patience.
1161
00:55:49,325 --> 00:55:51,645
- What's going on here?
- No, move it!
1162
00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:54,167
- No! It's dangerous. It's loaded!
- I'm going to kill myself.
1163
00:55:54,191 --> 00:55:55,733
- No no!
- No, Laura.
1164
00:55:56,466 --> 00:55:58,466
- Be careful with the trigger.
- It's over!
1165
00:55:58,550 --> 00:55:59,758
Calm down, kitten.
1166
00:56:04,133 --> 00:56:05,133
I'm bleeding!
1167
00:56:08,175 --> 00:56:09,758
Lamarque, help me
by God!
1168
00:56:14,341 --> 00:56:15,341
Oh, Cyril.
1169
00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,258
But what a night.
1170
00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:21,300
We almost lost the dogs.
Well, I'm going to bed with Daisy.
1171
00:56:21,383 --> 00:56:23,526
I don't want
be bothered...
1172
00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:24,758
Whatever happens.
1173
00:56:24,841 --> 00:56:26,116
Very good, sir.
1174
00:56:26,141 --> 00:56:27,766
Hurry, the boat
it will sink!
1175
00:56:29,258 --> 00:56:31,133
It was what was missing
to end the night.
1176
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,841
This hurts.
1177
00:56:33,508 --> 00:56:35,633
Don't be like this,
it was just a scrape.
1178
00:56:35,716 --> 00:56:38,466
Yes, in two days
I will act...
1179
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,966
And this hurts.
1180
00:56:41,425 --> 00:56:42,425
Balls!
1181
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:43,591
Oh no.
1182
00:56:43,675 --> 00:56:45,008
The idiot disappeared.
1183
00:56:45,216 --> 00:56:46,258
Shit...!
1184
00:56:47,008 --> 00:56:48,216
Captain!
1185
00:57:09,466 --> 00:57:11,586
Feel free!
As if they were at home!
1186
00:57:11,633 --> 00:57:13,383
But don't forget
which is ours!
1187
00:58:00,383 --> 00:58:01,841
What is this
are you going to do it?
1188
00:58:02,050 --> 00:58:03,984
You have to go serve crepes
in the pool!
1189
00:58:04,008 --> 00:58:07,175
The crepes can wait.
I need 5 minutes of pipe.
1190
00:58:07,258 --> 00:58:10,383
It seems impossible.
Also smoke a cigar!
1191
00:58:10,841 --> 00:58:13,008
I need tranquility.
1192
00:58:13,425 --> 00:58:14,425
Garlic and water.
1193
00:58:27,716 --> 00:58:28,716
Is it?
1194
00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:32,808
Sorry, boss.
1195
00:58:32,891 --> 00:58:34,633
Boulin, you know
what time is it?
1196
00:58:34,716 --> 00:58:36,258
Yes, but it is very urgent.
1197
00:58:36,716 --> 00:58:39,966
Here... the signs are...
1198
00:58:40,675 --> 00:58:42,508
accelerates.
1199
00:58:42,591 --> 00:58:44,758
What does it mean
with this speed up"?
1200
00:58:44,841 --> 00:58:45,841
Yes?
1201
00:58:46,133 --> 00:58:47,133
Hello?
1202
00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:49,966
What turbine is that?
can you hear it in the background?
1203
00:58:50,591 --> 00:58:52,008
Madeleine, you're snoring.
1204
00:58:52,091 --> 00:58:53,758
Well, get out of here!
1205
00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:55,341
Maurice.
1206
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,216
- It's amazing...
- Do you have a lover??
1207
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:00,675
It's nothing like that
It's my wife, idiot!
1208
00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:03,258
Because you woke us up.
1209
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,800
What are you doing?
1210
00:59:08,508 --> 00:59:09,508
Maurice,
1211
00:59:12,175 --> 00:59:16,175
Another thing:
if the stupid cops call you,
1212
00:59:16,258 --> 00:59:18,758
don't believe in anything
whatever they say, ok?
1213
00:59:20,258 --> 00:59:22,008
Can you tell me
what do you have?
1214
00:59:22,216 --> 00:59:23,258
Are you drunk?
1215
00:59:24,841 --> 00:59:26,258
What are you doing here?
1216
00:59:26,341 --> 00:59:27,925
Come back out,
we are standing!
1217
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:30,425
I'll call in a little while.
1218
00:59:30,508 --> 00:59:33,633
They're calling me.
Kisses.
1219
00:59:34,050 --> 00:59:35,341
Goodbye.
1220
01:00:00,425 --> 01:00:02,008
What am I seeing?
1221
01:00:02,133 --> 01:00:03,925
What are you doing?
1222
01:00:04,008 --> 01:00:05,800
"Cool" cake.
1223
01:00:05,925 --> 01:00:08,383
But no...
That's for tomorrow, asshole!
1224
01:00:08,466 --> 01:00:10,925
It's not for you.
It's for tomorrow, you idiot.
1225
01:00:11,675 --> 01:00:12,966
Look! Look!
1226
01:00:13,050 --> 01:00:14,800
Jean, bring the cocktails
in the jacuzzi.
1227
01:00:14,925 --> 01:00:16,692
We have already taken
the crepes.
1228
01:00:16,716 --> 01:00:17,716
Take it easy.
1229
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,633
Jean is a professional.
1230
01:00:19,716 --> 01:00:22,008
Ah, the crepes.
1231
01:00:22,091 --> 01:00:23,841
- Just look! Just look!
- How delightful.
1232
01:00:23,966 --> 01:00:25,966
- Here we go. Go.
- She's dressed up, how horrible.
1233
01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,175
Jean, take the cocktails.
1234
01:00:38,716 --> 01:00:40,216
We go now.
1235
01:00:40,341 --> 01:00:43,234
Remember that everyone is invited
for my concert tomorrow night.
1236
01:00:43,258 --> 01:00:44,258
Hello guys
1237
01:00:45,050 --> 01:00:46,508
hello, hello, hello.
1238
01:00:51,258 --> 01:00:53,383
Careful, Jean!
1239
01:00:53,841 --> 01:00:55,133
Jean, Jean!
1240
01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:56,800
That's enough! That's enough!
1241
01:00:56,925 --> 01:00:58,925
Get out of here,
I don't want you in the jacuzzi.
1242
01:00:59,008 --> 01:01:00,508
But he is not a slave!
1243
01:01:00,591 --> 01:01:03,050
Go ahead, waiter,
have fun.
1244
01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:06,050
That's right,
Thank you captain!
1245
01:01:06,133 --> 01:01:10,133
I'm not a slave,
but the slave will have fun!
1246
01:01:11,341 --> 01:01:12,383
BEWARE OF THE DOG
1247
01:01:24,675 --> 01:01:25,708
No!
1248
01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:26,925
Claude!
1249
01:01:27,008 --> 01:01:28,583
Jean went crazy!
1250
01:01:31,216 --> 01:01:34,100
Oh, how good
the hot water jet!
1251
01:01:38,258 --> 01:01:39,300
Get out of here!
1252
01:01:39,383 --> 01:01:40,966
The bastard
he's pissing!
1253
01:01:41,050 --> 01:01:42,050
I'm getting out of here!
1254
01:01:52,633 --> 01:01:53,925
It's spectacular.
Don't touch it.
1255
01:01:54,008 --> 01:01:55,175
Don't touch him, please.
1256
01:01:55,258 --> 01:01:56,925
- No, we have to turn it over.
- No.
1257
01:01:57,008 --> 01:01:58,484
But if you swallow your tongue
he suffocates.
1258
01:01:58,508 --> 01:01:59,966
Oh no. My director.
1259
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,425
I had told Claude
that was foolish
1260
01:02:02,508 --> 01:02:04,175
by a light bulb
above the jacuzzi.
1261
01:02:04,258 --> 01:02:05,966
But no one
hear me in this house!
1262
01:02:08,633 --> 01:02:11,716
He was in charge
of security.
1263
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,425
Someone was planning a crime
and you didn't see anything at all.
1264
01:02:14,508 --> 01:02:15,716
Yes.
1265
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,508
What?
Did you see anything?
1266
01:02:18,258 --> 01:02:19,258
No.
1267
01:02:22,425 --> 01:02:23,425
Get up.
1268
01:02:23,591 --> 01:02:26,216
Get up from there
wet the sofa.
1269
01:02:27,508 --> 01:02:30,091
I'm going to have to leave you, Harold.
1270
01:02:31,133 --> 01:02:32,133
Oh mom.
1271
01:02:32,466 --> 01:02:33,716
- Kiss.
- Kiss.
1272
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,175
No, there will be no kissing.
No no no.
1273
01:02:36,258 --> 01:02:37,817
- Well, do you know what I'm going to do?
- No.
1274
01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:39,508
- I'll call Chirac.
- Then call!
1275
01:02:39,591 --> 01:02:42,341
And believe me, from what I've seen,
things will turn sour.
1276
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:43,966
Sour!
1277
01:02:55,841 --> 01:02:57,300
Oh, na-na na-na.
1278
01:02:57,591 --> 01:02:58,675
Oh, pa-pa-pa-ra.
1279
01:03:09,841 --> 01:03:12,300
You want me up all night,
piece of ass?
1280
01:03:12,383 --> 01:03:14,175
I'm Chirac,
good night.
1281
01:03:15,341 --> 01:03:17,008
Sorry, Mr Minister,
I'm very sorry.
1282
01:03:17,633 --> 01:03:19,300
I thought it was
my inspector.
1283
01:03:19,383 --> 01:03:21,383
Your man
caused havoc
1284
01:03:21,466 --> 01:03:23,466
One idiocy following another
1285
01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:26,341
It's strange because always
it was very professional.
1286
01:03:26,425 --> 01:03:29,091
Listen to me: you're going to have to clean up
that crap.
1287
01:03:29,216 --> 01:03:31,175
- You have 24 hours.
- 24 hours?
1288
01:03:31,258 --> 01:03:33,609
- Don't you understand?
- You can rest assured!
1289
01:03:33,633 --> 01:03:34,633
Stupid.
1290
01:03:36,550 --> 01:03:37,591
Lam...lamp
1291
01:03:38,091 --> 01:03:39,300
What's your name?
1292
01:03:39,675 --> 01:03:40,883
Pi...! Dick
1293
01:03:42,216 --> 01:03:44,091
- Shit.
- He's dizzy, but he's a passenger.
1294
01:03:44,175 --> 01:03:45,183
Oh good.
1295
01:03:45,266 --> 01:03:47,100
Little by little he will
recover the word.
1296
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:50,816
In case you have a crisis,
they should give you 10 drops.
1297
01:03:51,758 --> 01:03:53,175
- Very good.
- It's a tranquilizer.
1298
01:03:53,258 --> 01:03:55,216
Big, big ball!
Damn!
1299
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:56,466
Clapper, penis!
1300
01:03:56,716 --> 01:03:59,466
God! Will it be a crisis?
Shouldn't we give him a few drops now?
1301
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,425
- Use your intuition.
- Okay.
1302
01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:05,300
It's getting better, huh.
1303
01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:06,466
Don't worry.
1304
01:04:06,841 --> 01:04:08,675
Your memory
will come back.
1305
01:04:08,966 --> 01:04:10,091
Lord,
1306
01:04:10,758 --> 01:04:15,341
Do you remember when
did they piss on you?
1307
01:04:18,258 --> 01:04:20,800
Idiot! Jacuzzi, Lamp.
1308
01:04:20,883 --> 01:04:22,050
Maybe it will take some time.
1309
01:04:22,383 --> 01:04:24,800
Doctor, do you think you will
recover in two months?
1310
01:04:24,883 --> 01:04:26,591
We have a movie to make.
1311
01:04:27,091 --> 01:04:28,300
bitch
1312
01:04:29,550 --> 01:04:31,716
Not out of danger
1313
01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:33,175
I don't know if two months...
1314
01:04:33,258 --> 01:04:34,575
Balls, my balls!
1315
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,000
I have
my doubts.
1316
01:04:36,425 --> 01:04:38,758
Can you give me some help?
Yves is paralyzed.
1317
01:04:38,841 --> 01:04:40,133
Oh, finally
good news.
1318
01:04:40,216 --> 01:04:42,300
- Yves is paralyzed.
- Doctor, can you come with me?
1319
01:04:44,716 --> 01:04:46,300
There you go, darling,
the doctor is here.
1320
01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:47,708
Hello sir.
1321
01:04:47,758 --> 01:04:50,776
My back is paralyzed.
It's the first time it's happened to me.
1322
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,758
At these ages,
bones rust, don't they?
1323
01:04:53,675 --> 01:04:54,675
Give me your hand.
1324
01:04:54,758 --> 01:04:56,575
Oh no! Are you crazy?
1325
01:04:56,658 --> 01:04:58,841
I'll give you an anti-inflammatory
down there.
1326
01:04:58,925 --> 01:05:01,133
Afterwards, you will be able to move
almost normally.
1327
01:05:02,716 --> 01:05:04,716
- There you go...
- Yes, I don't like needles.
1328
01:05:07,216 --> 01:05:09,841
Look, there are croissants and everything!
1329
01:05:09,925 --> 01:05:12,216
- And hot, just how you like it!
- Nice and hot.
1330
01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:14,758
He's much better, isn't he?
1331
01:05:14,883 --> 01:05:16,258
Careful, sir.
1332
01:05:16,341 --> 01:05:19,091
- Wait, I... No, I...
- Stupid! I'll kill you, idiot!
1333
01:05:20,425 --> 01:05:21,800
We shouldn't
give him the drops?
1334
01:05:21,883 --> 01:05:24,443
- We already gave it to him twice.
- They didn't have any effect, we'll give you three more.
1335
01:05:24,716 --> 01:05:25,716
Let's go.
1336
01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:33,081
Is playing
out with all the croissants!
1337
01:05:33,105 --> 01:05:34,091
No!
1338
01:05:34,175 --> 01:05:35,408
Take him to his room!
1339
01:05:35,491 --> 01:05:36,575
No!
1340
01:05:36,616 --> 01:05:38,000
Certainly not!
1341
01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:40,091
- Hi, Lamarque.
- Hi, Yves.
1342
01:05:43,258 --> 01:05:45,008
How are you my beauty?
1343
01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,966
I love it
work with you, dear.
1344
01:05:55,466 --> 01:05:58,841
Roberto, next time I want
something a little more youthful.
1345
01:05:58,925 --> 01:06:00,841
- Without exaggeration, of course.
- Whatever you want.
1346
01:06:00,925 --> 01:06:02,591
Godmother.
1347
01:06:03,558 --> 01:06:04,650
Kisses.
1348
01:06:04,675 --> 01:06:06,341
- Do you stop by the lounge?
- Promised.
1349
01:06:06,716 --> 01:06:08,356
- See you soon!
- I'm going to Paris for a casting.
1350
01:06:08,383 --> 01:06:09,841
Sorry to ask this, but...
1351
01:06:09,925 --> 01:06:12,175
Can you watch Carmen and Gabriel?
1352
01:06:12,258 --> 01:06:13,633
Do you know what I mean?
1353
01:06:13,716 --> 01:06:16,233
Don't worry, nothing
This will happen here at home.
1354
01:06:16,316 --> 01:06:18,025
- Thank you, godmother.
- Have fun.
1355
01:06:18,108 --> 01:06:19,483
And hello to the Eiffel Tower.
1356
01:06:20,258 --> 01:06:21,341
Goodbye dear!
1357
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:22,841
Carmen!
1358
01:06:44,383 --> 01:06:46,591
Sir, they are asking for you.
1359
01:06:46,716 --> 01:06:48,425
- Excuse me.
- Of course.
1360
01:06:51,258 --> 01:06:52,258
Yes?
1361
01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:53,716
Lefranc. Police.
1362
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,175
Ah, finally.
1363
01:06:55,508 --> 01:06:56,591
Yesterday was the final straw...
1364
01:06:56,716 --> 01:06:59,508
He left a guest
pick up your gun
1365
01:06:59,591 --> 01:07:01,633
to try to commit suicide.
1366
01:07:01,716 --> 01:07:04,675
Why did you give your service weapon
to this woman?
1367
01:07:04,758 --> 01:07:06,508
I didn't give him anything,
she took me away!
1368
01:07:06,591 --> 01:07:09,133
Why did he do it to you?
indecent waves!
1369
01:07:09,216 --> 01:07:11,675
No, it fell at my feet
and groped me!
1370
01:07:11,758 --> 01:07:15,158
Of course, he's after all the women.
It makes sense, of course.
1371
01:07:17,008 --> 01:07:18,716
- As for you, Colombo...
- No, Boulin!
1372
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,008
Columbo is a character
of TV, does not exist.
1373
01:07:22,258 --> 01:07:25,591
You should be vain,
for confusing him with him.
1374
01:07:26,133 --> 01:07:29,508
At least he solves the cases,
and he is certainly not communist.
1375
01:07:29,591 --> 01:07:30,841
Me neither, sir!
1376
01:07:31,341 --> 01:07:32,383
Well,
1377
01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:34,550
in the name of the French State,
1378
01:07:34,675 --> 01:07:37,466
I apologize
for this fool's nonsense.
1379
01:07:38,550 --> 01:07:41,425
From now on, it's me
the person responsible for the investigation.
1380
01:07:42,091 --> 01:07:43,091
Thank God.
1381
01:07:43,133 --> 01:07:46,366
- Will I go back to Paris?
- No, he's still here as a butler.
1382
01:07:46,450 --> 01:07:47,566
But why?
1383
01:07:47,650 --> 01:07:49,183
Think a little.
1384
01:07:49,216 --> 01:07:51,800
I prefer not to worry
your guests.
1385
01:07:51,883 --> 01:07:53,383
until the matter is resolved.
1386
01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:55,216
I won't be long
more than 24 hours.
1387
01:07:56,258 --> 01:07:59,341
Lord, can we do
a quick visit...
1388
01:07:59,425 --> 01:08:02,966
to the house and the garden, so that I can have
an idea of the local topography.
1389
01:08:06,425 --> 01:08:08,383
- Our room.
- How beautiful.
1390
01:08:08,450 --> 01:08:09,566
How many colors...
1391
01:08:09,650 --> 01:08:10,900
Check it out...
1392
01:08:11,216 --> 01:08:12,258
It's ivory.
1393
01:08:12,383 --> 01:08:15,966
I know it's not quite right,
but Éliane loves him.
1394
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,425
No, don't touch there.
1395
01:08:18,591 --> 01:08:21,758
See this wonder.
German taps.
1396
01:08:22,050 --> 01:08:23,216
- Germans?
- The best.
1397
01:08:23,758 --> 01:08:25,883
If we try to save
money on purchase,
1398
01:08:25,966 --> 01:08:28,475
- a fortune is spent on repairs.
- For sure.
1399
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,175
I'm not that rich,
to buy trinkets.
1400
01:08:31,258 --> 01:08:32,258
Do you agree?
1401
01:08:33,175 --> 01:08:34,300
100%, yes.
1402
01:08:35,008 --> 01:08:37,925
That's why I covered everything in marble.
1403
01:08:38,383 --> 01:08:42,050
Well, in our house in Bormes
we adopt more or less the same principle.
1404
01:08:42,133 --> 01:08:43,350
Don't tell me.
1405
01:08:43,533 --> 01:08:45,816
Yes, we covered everything with Formica.
1406
01:08:46,883 --> 01:08:48,508
No... that doesn't tell me anything.
1407
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,508
- Formica...
- Well, it's fabulous.
1408
01:08:52,008 --> 01:08:54,675
Here, go.
Collect cigarette butts in the garden.
1409
01:08:54,758 --> 01:08:56,508
There are millions of them, it's crazy.
1410
01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,050
Be careful with the tone...
1411
01:08:59,175 --> 01:09:00,175
I'm coming.
1412
01:09:08,883 --> 01:09:09,883
Look.
1413
01:09:10,966 --> 01:09:14,050
It was my grandfather who planted
that pine forest.
1414
01:09:15,133 --> 01:09:17,066
He was very good
with the plants.
1415
01:09:17,091 --> 01:09:18,175
Beautiful, yes?
1416
01:09:18,550 --> 01:09:19,883
The view is extraordinary.
1417
01:09:20,758 --> 01:09:23,716
And when the weather is good,
Monaco can be seen in the distance.
1418
01:09:32,841 --> 01:09:35,091
What? What happened to her?
Oh shit!
1419
01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:36,258
Shit.
1420
01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:38,591
Who was it?
1421
01:09:39,883 --> 01:09:40,883
Oh my mother!
1422
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,300
Calm down, man.
This hurts.
1423
01:09:50,508 --> 01:09:52,692
It was an attack that perhaps
was directed at me.
1424
01:09:52,716 --> 01:09:55,258
Of course, that's why I decided
investigate incognito.
1425
01:09:58,175 --> 01:09:59,300
Come, sir Baron,
1426
01:09:59,383 --> 01:10:01,063
Let's go for a walk
outside the property.
1427
01:10:01,258 --> 01:10:02,966
I don't want
let no one spy on us.
1428
01:10:03,841 --> 01:10:05,758
What will I do
is to remain incognito.
1429
01:10:05,841 --> 01:10:08,050
- Very good.
- This is the only way to stop him.
1430
01:10:08,216 --> 01:10:09,800
- Yes of course.
- There is no other.
1431
01:10:09,883 --> 01:10:12,383
- It is necessary that...
- Attention! Careful! What is that?
1432
01:10:12,466 --> 01:10:14,706
Nobody thought about here
a danger warning?
1433
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,341
- Yes, but that's not the place!
- Ready.
1434
01:10:17,425 --> 01:10:19,358
Forget it
and we will continue.
1435
01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:22,133
Let's stop beating around the bush
with the guests.
1436
01:10:22,216 --> 01:10:23,716
- Let's do something.
- Yes.
1437
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:26,916
Mr. Baron, let's get them all together
in the salon in 20 minutes.
1438
01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:29,734
- All my guests?
- All guests.
1439
01:10:29,758 --> 01:10:32,383
I will inquire them one by one
and, as if by magic,
1440
01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:34,591
The truth will come out.
1441
01:10:35,425 --> 01:10:36,425
The Boulin method.
1442
01:10:37,508 --> 01:10:38,841
Easy, easy.
1443
01:10:40,216 --> 01:10:41,466
Do you agree?
1444
01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:43,541
I also have no alternative.
No?
1445
01:10:43,625 --> 01:10:44,716
- No.
- Good.
1446
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:46,114
The only thing that displeases me
1447
01:10:46,138 --> 01:10:48,441
is that my guests
feel uncomfortable.
1448
01:10:48,525 --> 01:10:49,900
I wouldn't like...
1449
01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:50,958
Boulin?
1450
01:10:51,175 --> 01:10:52,258
Boulin!
1451
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:57,758
- I'm here, I'm here.
- He is well?
1452
01:10:57,841 --> 01:10:59,008
Are you injured?
1453
01:10:59,091 --> 01:11:01,317
It was more the scare than the damage.
I landed on my feet.
1454
01:11:01,341 --> 01:11:02,800
Wait, I'll get help.
1455
01:11:02,883 --> 01:11:04,800
No no!
Don't leave me here.
1456
01:11:04,883 --> 01:11:06,258
Give me your hand
to pull me.
1457
01:11:06,508 --> 01:11:08,466
- I?
- Give me your hand, I went climbing!
1458
01:11:08,550 --> 01:11:10,466
- I can climb.
- Are you safe?
1459
01:11:10,550 --> 01:11:12,800
Give me your hand.
1460
01:11:12,883 --> 01:11:14,216
- I'll...
- Give it to me, here I come!
1461
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:15,758
No, not me...
1462
01:11:15,883 --> 01:11:17,800
No, don't pull me!
1463
01:11:17,883 --> 01:11:20,483
- Understood, that's all.
- Don't pull me!
1464
01:11:20,591 --> 01:11:22,067
I'm going to lose my balance!
1465
01:11:22,091 --> 01:11:23,175
What are you doing?
1466
01:11:23,425 --> 01:11:25,050
It's going to fall on me.
1467
01:11:29,425 --> 01:11:30,916
Alright,
Mr. Baron?
1468
01:11:31,091 --> 01:11:33,475
Holy Virgin,
This smell is disgusting.
1469
01:11:34,816 --> 01:11:36,716
I'm worse
than manure.
1470
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,067
Unfortunately, he must have fallen
on top of a dead mouse,
1471
01:11:39,091 --> 01:11:41,758
because I
I don't smell like that.
1472
01:11:41,966 --> 01:11:44,508
- Oh no?
- I can feel it in you, not in me.
1473
01:11:51,425 --> 01:11:52,425
Let's see...
1474
01:11:57,675 --> 01:11:59,341
- Yes?
- Lord Baron
1475
01:12:00,591 --> 01:12:01,883
Now I understand.
1476
01:12:01,966 --> 01:12:03,258
- Understand what?
- Yesterday.
1477
01:12:03,291 --> 01:12:04,525
They drugged me.
1478
01:12:05,966 --> 01:12:07,658
That's why I made myself
of clown.
1479
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:08,925
And with what?
1480
01:12:08,933 --> 01:12:10,175
See my pipe.
1481
01:12:10,266 --> 01:12:11,508
What's with the pipe?
1482
01:12:12,133 --> 01:12:13,841
It's full of hash.
1483
01:12:18,091 --> 01:12:20,508
No, it's Amsterdamer tobacco
1484
01:12:20,591 --> 01:12:22,258
- How?
- And it smells really good.
1485
01:12:22,341 --> 01:12:25,008
No no.
It's not Amsterdamer tobacco.
1486
01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:26,675
Listen, I've been smoking pipes since '62.
1487
01:12:26,758 --> 01:12:29,438
Well, I'm sorry to contradict you,
but this is very normal tobacco.
1488
01:12:29,966 --> 01:12:32,050
- He is well.
- Let's do a test.
1489
01:12:32,133 --> 01:12:33,841
Look. A normal tobacco.
1490
01:12:37,008 --> 01:12:38,008
Now that's it.
1491
01:12:39,008 --> 01:12:40,091
Isn't it drugs?
1492
01:12:43,966 --> 01:12:46,466
No, I contradict him again,
but it's Amsterdamer tobacco.
1493
01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:47,734
And it even smells good.
1494
01:12:47,758 --> 01:12:50,175
None of that.
1495
01:12:50,341 --> 01:12:51,725
Amsterdamer Tobacco...
1496
01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:54,325
No, pass it to me now,
let's look once more.
1497
01:12:55,550 --> 01:12:56,925
Amsterdam Tobacco.
1498
01:12:57,508 --> 01:12:59,008
Oh yes. Yes.
1499
01:13:01,175 --> 01:13:02,175
Oh yes.
1500
01:13:03,758 --> 01:13:06,258
Notice, it's bitter and gross
1501
01:13:06,341 --> 01:13:07,466
It's not normal.
1502
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:09,109
If you scratch
in the throat, man...
1503
01:13:09,133 --> 01:13:10,841
Pass it. Stupid...
1504
01:13:11,591 --> 01:13:13,050
It's crystal clear.
1505
01:13:14,550 --> 01:13:15,841
Nothing new, at all.
1506
01:13:16,050 --> 01:13:19,091
It is very long in the mouth and even has
that honey flavor
1507
01:13:19,175 --> 01:13:20,883
which I appreciate about the Amsterdamer.
1508
01:13:22,758 --> 01:13:24,425
Nothing like that, man.
1509
01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:28,383
Oh my God, this is...
1510
01:13:29,450 --> 01:13:31,751
I'm sure.
No, no, sorry, but no.
1511
01:13:32,175 --> 01:13:34,251
- We have to hurry because...
- What?
1512
01:13:34,275 --> 01:13:36,001
I meet with the guests
in the hall.
1513
01:13:36,025 --> 01:13:38,191
I need to get my evidence.
1514
01:13:38,275 --> 01:13:41,291
I hope it's more convincing,
than the hash in your pipe.
1515
01:13:44,050 --> 01:13:45,050
Boulin.
1516
01:13:45,883 --> 01:13:47,800
You are a first class idiot.
1517
01:13:49,341 --> 01:13:50,381
Did they also summon him?
1518
01:13:51,216 --> 01:13:52,758
What do you do with the rake?
1519
01:13:55,258 --> 01:13:57,758
- Reeking of hashish. Are you using it?
- He thinks?
1520
01:13:57,841 --> 01:14:00,122
Tell the baron, because he
I didn't want to believe me.
1521
01:14:18,508 --> 01:14:20,383
- You play so well. I adore.
- Thanks.
1522
01:14:20,466 --> 01:14:22,316
Well, applause
for the artist, right?
1523
01:14:22,858 --> 01:14:24,908
A round of applause
for the artist.
1524
01:14:24,991 --> 01:14:27,275
Does anyone know why
gathered us here
1525
01:14:27,383 --> 01:14:29,588
besides we have to listen
our dear Claude
1526
01:14:29,688 --> 01:14:31,916
murder the song of
cockroach (La cucaracha)?
1527
01:14:35,925 --> 01:14:38,016
Claude! Jean!
End it
1528
01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:40,594
We want to know
what we are doing here.
1529
01:14:40,618 --> 01:14:41,841
Well, my friends,
1530
01:14:41,933 --> 01:14:45,083
I present to you Inspector Boulin,
of the "sewer" des Orfèvres.
1531
01:14:45,091 --> 01:14:46,216
Idiot.
1532
01:14:46,591 --> 01:14:48,258
- No...
- Inspector?
1533
01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:49,441
Yes!
1534
01:14:49,525 --> 01:14:53,383
He's here to unmask
the killer of my "pet".
1535
01:14:53,591 --> 01:14:57,258
Yes and no...
of the "assanchinho" of my "chuminho".
1536
01:14:59,258 --> 01:15:00,258
What did he say?
1537
01:15:00,925 --> 01:15:02,883
The "chuminho" is the "achechinho".
1538
01:15:04,133 --> 01:15:05,508
They are drunk
or what?
1539
01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:11,466
No, come on, seriously now.
I was the one who asked them to come.
1540
01:15:11,550 --> 01:15:13,000
Jean, it's up to you now.
1541
01:15:13,125 --> 01:15:14,466
Thank you, Minet.
1542
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,341
The killer
is one of you.
1543
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,691
What?
1544
01:15:18,716 --> 01:15:20,125
And I will unmask him.
1545
01:15:22,216 --> 01:15:25,283
I think you wonder
because I have a rake in my hands.
1546
01:15:25,366 --> 01:15:26,800
- Well, yes.
- Well, I don't.
1547
01:15:26,883 --> 01:15:29,684
I just hope you put it down
before leaving the Murano chandelier
1548
01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,233
- what's on top.
- Oh yes.
1549
01:15:31,291 --> 01:15:33,383
- Yes, you're right,
1550
01:15:33,466 --> 01:15:36,300
It's better not to ruin the rake
It's important proof.
1551
01:15:36,383 --> 01:15:38,008
And yes, Francine, and yes, Mr. Jacko.
1552
01:15:38,091 --> 01:15:41,758
It was this rake that blocked
the sauna door
1553
01:15:41,841 --> 01:15:44,091
while the lovebirds
they wanted to be alone
1554
01:15:44,350 --> 01:15:47,116
However,
I must add one thing:
1555
01:15:47,425 --> 01:15:49,758
is that Jacko is having sex with
Minet's wife
1556
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:56,050
He went crazy!
1557
01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:57,841
Then he came back
to do this?
1558
01:15:57,925 --> 01:15:59,613
Calm down, what is this,
It's absurd.
1559
01:15:59,637 --> 01:16:01,325
Can't you see he's not
right in the head?
1560
01:16:01,425 --> 01:16:03,008
Claude, darling.
1561
01:16:03,091 --> 01:16:04,425
Don't listen to him
1562
01:16:08,758 --> 01:16:09,800
Love.
1563
01:16:09,883 --> 01:16:11,800
Éliane, I'm very sad,
1564
01:16:13,216 --> 01:16:15,341
but I forgive you
because you are quite attractive,
1565
01:16:15,425 --> 01:16:17,050
and I want to make love to you.
1566
01:16:17,133 --> 01:16:19,133
Enough already,
That's for later, Minet.
1567
01:16:19,216 --> 01:16:20,758
- Part!
- Later, later.
1568
01:16:20,841 --> 01:16:22,341
Sorry. Let's get back to what matters.
1569
01:16:22,466 --> 01:16:24,091
The killer touched the rake.
1570
01:16:24,550 --> 01:16:25,966
And the rake will speak.
1571
01:16:26,050 --> 01:16:27,675
Because when Boulin looks for...
1572
01:16:29,133 --> 01:16:30,133
Boulin finds it!
1573
01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:35,758
Balls!
1574
01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:37,500
- Pe... pe...
- Micro-penis!
1575
01:16:37,683 --> 01:16:39,083
Big crack!
1576
01:16:39,183 --> 01:16:40,966
Stop, I can't concentrate!
1577
01:16:41,341 --> 01:16:44,008
Give him what's left of the bottle...
because I don't...
1578
01:16:44,216 --> 01:16:45,841
The tomatoes!
1579
01:16:45,925 --> 01:16:46,925
You shut up...?!
1580
01:16:48,175 --> 01:16:49,966
He's crazy,
broke my trinkets!
1581
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,175
Shit, shit.
1582
01:16:53,883 --> 01:16:55,675
Well, let's recap.
1583
01:16:55,733 --> 01:16:58,558
Recapi... Recapi...
Let's see, let's make some noise.
1584
01:16:58,591 --> 01:16:59,883
Let's get ourselves together.
1585
01:16:59,966 --> 01:17:01,141
Repeat...
1586
01:17:01,225 --> 01:17:02,750
Recapi...! Pilar... Bitch...
1587
01:17:02,966 --> 01:17:04,258
In short:
1588
01:17:06,216 --> 01:17:07,758
It's a question that...
1589
01:17:07,841 --> 01:17:09,991
Let me think
for a moment to see.
1590
01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:20,300
- The idiot snores.
- He's over the moon.
1591
01:17:20,383 --> 01:17:23,216
His pipe was full
of hash when he entered.
1592
01:17:23,758 --> 01:17:28,008
It wasn't hashish.
It was Amsterdamer tobacco that we smoked.
1593
01:17:28,133 --> 01:17:29,800
Excellent tobacco.
1594
01:17:37,925 --> 01:17:39,216
- Hello.
- Hello.
1595
01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:41,550
- A ticket to Paris, please.
- 54.90 Francs.
1596
01:17:44,716 --> 01:17:45,716
Thanks.
1597
01:17:47,758 --> 01:17:48,958
Miss Peggy.
1598
01:17:49,258 --> 01:17:50,741
Telephone. It's your agent.
1599
01:17:54,091 --> 01:17:55,091
Yes?
1600
01:17:55,425 --> 01:17:56,425
It is me.
1601
01:17:56,808 --> 01:17:57,941
Where are you?
1602
01:17:57,966 --> 01:18:00,550
Don't worry, I've already booked my ticket,
I already have an alibi.
1603
01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:02,000
They think I'm in Paris,
1604
01:18:02,154 --> 01:18:03,377
and I will wait for Carmen
at Joe's concert.
1605
01:18:03,377 --> 01:18:04,410
Are you safe?
1606
01:18:04,758 --> 01:18:05,925
Don't worry, my love.
1607
01:18:05,991 --> 01:18:08,741
Let's move to Hollywood
and let's make our film.
1608
01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:10,841
I know, Olga,
It's a good role.
1609
01:18:10,966 --> 01:18:13,175
But I reject
I only trust Norbert.
1610
01:18:13,591 --> 01:18:15,258
A kiss.
1611
01:18:20,716 --> 01:18:23,300
My love,
Are you sure you don't want to come?
1612
01:18:23,325 --> 01:18:26,325
No, I have a headache
Hashish made me dizzy.
1613
01:18:26,408 --> 01:18:29,491
Plus he will sing
screaming, it's going to be terrible.
1614
01:18:29,491 --> 01:18:32,241
Oh, Minet, I don't like leaving you
here alone.
1615
01:18:32,408 --> 01:18:34,108
- I know.
- Anyway, the decision is yours.
1616
01:18:34,133 --> 01:18:35,375
I'll take your car.
1617
01:18:35,475 --> 01:18:38,150
If you don't feel well
take something and rest.
1618
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:40,258
And you regain your strength,
my dear.
1619
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:43,258
Oh please,
Claude, your car stinks.
1620
01:18:43,925 --> 01:18:45,550
- I know.
- Bye, Claude!
1621
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:46,800
Goodbye, Claude!
1622
01:18:58,258 --> 01:18:59,258
Boulin!
1623
01:18:59,716 --> 01:19:00,716
Boulin!
1624
01:19:01,341 --> 01:19:02,833
Boulin, wake up. Boulin!
1625
01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,780
- Boulin!
- Help! What's going on?
1626
01:19:04,841 --> 01:19:07,021
The shotgun disappeared
from my office.
1627
01:19:07,111 --> 01:19:09,342
I'm afraid it will happen
a tragedy at the show that night.
1628
01:19:09,342 --> 01:19:11,391
Lend me your gun
I'll take care of it.
1629
01:19:11,475 --> 01:19:12,816
No, don't even think about it.
1630
01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:15,116
A police officer never lets go
your service weapon.
1631
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,200
Never.
1632
01:19:16,241 --> 01:19:17,816
Let's go.
1633
01:19:21,258 --> 01:19:22,758
- Let's go with that.
- That?
1634
01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:25,216
Therefore,
If you get sick it's okay.
1635
01:19:25,633 --> 01:19:27,216
No. Let's go.
1636
01:19:28,341 --> 01:19:29,741
- My car!
- Cyril!
1637
01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:31,242
I'll take your car.
1638
01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:33,467
But don't worry,
I will be careful with him.
1639
01:19:33,491 --> 01:19:34,700
It's an emergency!
1640
01:19:37,383 --> 01:19:39,623
Be careful with
the clutch, please.
1641
01:20:33,216 --> 01:20:36,341
- Faster with this.
- Take it easy, Boulin.
1642
01:20:36,591 --> 01:20:40,050
It's Cyril's car,
I'm not used to it.
1643
01:20:40,133 --> 01:20:41,258
Let's walk on eggshells.
1644
01:20:43,133 --> 01:20:45,258
- Give him gas! Speed up!
- Damn!
1645
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,758
Are you scared?
1646
01:20:47,841 --> 01:20:48,841
No!
1647
01:20:55,841 --> 01:20:58,158
PROHIBITED PASSAGE
1648
01:21:00,258 --> 01:21:02,218
We are coming,
I already hear the music.
1649
01:21:12,675 --> 01:21:13,716
Stop!
1650
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,616
Turn left!
1651
01:21:15,716 --> 01:21:17,558
- High!
- It's going to kill us!
1652
01:21:20,925 --> 01:21:22,466
Brake!
1653
01:21:32,341 --> 01:21:33,716
My mother, how crazy
1654
01:21:40,591 --> 01:21:41,758
Stop or I'll shoot!
1655
01:21:42,008 --> 01:21:43,008
Drop that gun!
1656
01:21:43,383 --> 01:21:46,383
Come on, become a bandit
finished the game!
1657
01:21:48,758 --> 01:21:49,758
Ben!?...
1658
01:21:50,383 --> 01:21:53,841
My dear, what are you doing there?
What's wrong, Claude?
1659
01:21:53,925 --> 01:21:55,758
I came as quickly as possible
that I could.
1660
01:21:55,841 --> 01:21:57,175
Come here my kitten.
He comes.
1661
01:21:58,625 --> 01:22:00,041
- Shall we handcuff you?
- Yes, go!
1662
01:22:00,075 --> 01:22:02,216
He wanted to murder
the lady baroness
1663
01:22:02,300 --> 01:22:03,375
Ben.
1664
01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:04,841
How is it possible?
1665
01:22:04,925 --> 01:22:07,141
I didn't want to kill you.
It was just the bait.
1666
01:22:07,166 --> 01:22:10,026
I wanted to kill this bitch
to receive life insurance.
1667
01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:12,175
Insurance was the reason.
1668
01:22:12,258 --> 01:22:15,550
I knew! This Ben was
too sweet to be true.
1669
01:22:15,633 --> 01:22:16,633
Come on, take him!
1670
01:22:17,341 --> 01:22:18,841
Son of a bitch...
1671
01:22:19,466 --> 01:22:20,675
It's a monster.
1672
01:22:20,841 --> 01:22:22,825
- Thank you, Mr. Mulan, no...
- You're welcome.
1673
01:22:23,008 --> 01:22:24,175
It's my mission.
1674
01:22:24,550 --> 01:22:27,758
I am happy, Madam Baroness,
for avoiding the worst.
1675
01:22:27,841 --> 01:22:29,508
In the end, who
solved the case?
1676
01:22:29,966 --> 01:22:31,258
The Boulin.
1677
01:22:31,341 --> 01:22:34,016
When we follow a precise method
from the beginning,
1678
01:22:34,716 --> 01:22:36,633
the result appears.
1679
01:22:37,216 --> 01:22:38,216
Jean.
1680
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,400
Bravo, old man
1681
01:22:51,933 --> 01:22:53,341
Not hungry?
1682
01:22:53,425 --> 01:22:54,975
Yes, a little, yes.
1683
01:22:54,991 --> 01:22:56,341
Then, turn right there.
1684
01:22:56,425 --> 01:22:59,391
Let's find a quiet place
to have a picnic.
1685
01:23:03,591 --> 01:23:05,008
How beautiful France is.
1686
01:23:05,716 --> 01:23:07,591
And truth. It's unique.
1687
01:23:07,675 --> 01:23:10,875
But this investigation
left a bitter taste.
1688
01:23:10,975 --> 01:23:13,050
Then?
We have arrested the culprit.
1689
01:23:13,216 --> 01:23:15,541
The point is that the culprit
left in an Alfa
1690
01:23:15,625 --> 01:23:17,758
when I arrived
home two Tranchant.
1691
01:23:17,841 --> 01:23:19,133
- Oh yes?
- Sim.
1692
01:23:19,216 --> 01:23:22,716
And they put an arrow in my ass
half an hour later, in the garden.
1693
01:23:23,033 --> 01:23:26,666
I don't think it was an accident,
but rather an attempted murder.
1694
01:23:26,758 --> 01:23:27,958
Oh yes?
1695
01:23:28,091 --> 01:23:29,091
Sim.
1696
01:23:29,116 --> 01:23:30,891
But he could
have returned, right?
1697
01:23:30,991 --> 01:23:32,025
No.
1698
01:23:32,125 --> 01:23:33,966
- No?
- He confessed everything,
1699
01:23:34,050 --> 01:23:35,050
except that.
1700
01:23:35,466 --> 01:23:36,800
And I believe him.
1701
01:23:37,925 --> 01:23:40,508
This is a good question.
1702
01:23:40,591 --> 01:23:43,075
if it wasn't him,
Who shot the arrow at me?
1703
01:23:43,925 --> 01:23:44,925
Ah.
1704
01:23:46,383 --> 01:23:48,133
Of course, it's a good question.
1705
01:23:48,216 --> 01:23:50,456
I believe there is
an accomplice on the loose.
1706
01:23:51,216 --> 01:23:55,175
I would like you to discover it
and or take.
1707
01:23:55,258 --> 01:23:58,716
If we let them attack
the police and go unpunished,
1708
01:23:58,891 --> 01:24:00,750
the Republic is going down the drain.
1709
01:24:00,850 --> 01:24:02,341
And that is serious.
1710
01:24:02,466 --> 01:24:03,466
Did you understand?
1711
01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:06,341
One more glass.
1712
01:24:06,841 --> 01:24:08,358
Just a little bit.
1713
01:24:19,383 --> 01:24:21,250
- You have three days.
- What?
1714
01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:22,925
I have three days
for what?
1715
01:24:23,008 --> 01:24:24,591
To discover it
and archive.
1716
01:24:26,133 --> 01:24:27,800
Oh sure. He is well.
1717
01:24:27,925 --> 01:24:30,841
The cowards,
I crush like cockroaches.
1718
01:24:30,925 --> 01:24:32,091
- Oh yes?
- Yes.
1719
01:24:32,508 --> 01:24:34,258
Well...
Like cockroaches, it's a...
1720
01:24:34,341 --> 01:24:36,633
is a good expression.
1721
01:24:36,716 --> 01:24:39,758
MYSTERY IN SAINT-TROPEZ
An investigation by Inspector Boulin
1722
01:25:29,091 --> 01:25:30,091
Eliane.
1723
01:25:30,425 --> 01:25:32,716
What if we go to Portofino?
1724
01:25:32,966 --> 01:25:34,800
I would like that very much, Claude.
1725
01:25:36,675 --> 01:25:37,675
I love you
1726
01:25:38,383 --> 01:25:39,716
Let's go, full steam ahead
1727
01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:47,740
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